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3 hours ago, Marco said:

@ctg12, @spotlight

Cuntga: Do you like this skirt, ma?

Cuntga’s Mother (takes a break from creating fake accounts on Twitter): Lower your skirt, your nipples are showing. 🤢

:rotfl:

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4 hours ago, jonski43 said:

That was the joke. She couldn't even get the well known songs right.

David Bowie didn't call his other songs Chinese Girl and Space Oddball either.

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Oh well, your joke fired straight back at quite a few people here... :lmao:

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21 minutes ago, Lolo said:

Oh well, your joke fired straight back at quite a few people here... :lmao:

[lucky boy]Perhaps they're really Lady Gaga's fake accounts. We know she sets up loads of them and we know she's a lurker![/lucky boy] :sneaky:

 

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3 hours ago, ULIZOS said:

Let me cleanse your ocular palettes: 

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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1 hour ago, vocalism said:

Because she believes she's the heir to the throne.

She really does. Bitch doesn't warrant a cardboard Burger King crown. 

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4 hours ago, Marco said:

She makes a villain from a Stephen King novel look sane in comparison 🙄

She would be Annie Wilkes and hobble her own foot for attention and sympathy.

 

4 hours ago, Marco said:

@ctg12, @spotlight

Cuntga: Do you like this skirt, ma?

Cuntga’s Mother (takes a break from creating fake accounts on Twitter): Lower your skirt, your nipples are showing. 🤢

 

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4 hours ago, Mozo1 said:

I guess it goes to her incredible delusion that's she's attractive and multi-talented. 

 

I still laugh thinking about AHS: Hotel, which I quit the season before hers but came back to laugh at "The Countess." The script had so many lines about how shockingly beautiful and captivating she was, then Stefani turns around with that nose... LOL.

 

She's a try hard and always fail. 

 

Oh, God, I almost spat my water out from laughter

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36 minutes ago, ctg12 said:

Oh, God, I almost spat my water out from laughter

Why, CTG? I mean, such poise, grace and beauty... how guys like Matt Bomer, Evan Peters or Cheyenne Jackson resist her? :) :) 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Mozo1 said:

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Drag, dickhead alien and 70's porn star. Queen of reinvention! When will your fav?

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Serving oompa loompa in that first one.

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4 hours ago, Nikki said:

that CUNT is doing this while having fibromyalgia and got a broken hip? it would make a great gif btw. what an ugly posture/body

I just can't. I know, I know.. people don't care about her and that's why she's not called out but jeez, even a z lister would be called out when it's this obvious. 

 

Hanging upside down and being fearless.....and apparently painless.  Guess the hip, fibro, lupus....etc. have disappeared (until Vegas)?  And in the video, did she say "your brakes scared the shit out of me"?  I would have replied, "your FACE scares the shit out of ME"!!!   She still looks like a dangling frog.

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5 hours ago, Mozo1 said:

The script had so many lines about how shockingly beautiful and captivating she was, then Stefani turns around with that nose... LOL.

It's called the J-Lo clause. In her movies people always think out loud how beautiful she is. Only J-Lo is actually good looking.

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Look at her poorly glued down brow here. Everything about this woman is so sloppy.  

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12 minutes ago, ULIZOS said:

Look at her poorly glued down brow here. Everything about this woman is so sloppy.  

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It's called the "Gaga Effect".  No matter how hard you try to glue, pull, apply make-up, dress ridiculously, put a wig on it....in the end....it's still gonna be UGLY!!!  There is no cure for the "Ugly Disease" (aka Gaga Effect). 

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In the end, that old saying really does come true.  "Be careful what you wish for"....hence her own words...."I want your ugly, I want your disease".  Well Stefani, you've got all that you wished for (even though you had it from the start).  

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That brow 😂

oh goddamn I can’t breathe :rotfl:

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1 hour ago, ctg12 said:

That brow 😂

oh goddamn I can’t breathe :rotfl:

I don’t know what’s worse: the glued brow they did a piss poor job on or the fugly brow they painted over :lmao: 

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4 hours ago, Mozo1 said:

Why, CTG? I mean, such poise, grace and beauty... how guys like Matt Bomer, Evan Peters or Cheyenne Jackson resist her? :) :) 

 

 

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This is worse than the ass pics she insists on posting!

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1 hour ago, ULIZOS said:

I don’t know what’s worse: the glued brow they did a piss poor job on or the fugly brow they painted over :lmao: 

Since she’s such a passive aggressive twat, and most likely unbearable behind-the-scenes, I bet the makeup artist did that on purpose and with the cruelest intentions. :rotfl:

And I love it!

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12 hours ago, ULIZOS said:

WHYYYYYY does she even try??? If you know you look like that and your fans literally don't give a shit whether you dance like Britney or not, why even bother? 

Really, why can't she do her own thing.  Most male artists that tour don't have to learn dance routines.  Neither does Celine, Adele, Barbara, Whitney, etc (I don't think any of them did, anyway)

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In her head it looks like the Blond Ambition tour, that's why she does it.

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9 hours ago, Mozo1 said:

Why, CTG? I mean, such poise, grace and beauty... how guys like Matt Bomer, Evan Peters or Cheyenne Jackson resist her? :) :) 

 

 

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those rabbit ugly motherfucker cunt teeth & twaty eyebrows

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10 hours ago, ctg12 said:

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Trying so hard to serve Breathless Mahoney realness and failing as usual 

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