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A friend told me there was ASTB screening in Pasadena. While it's "not Glitter, it's apparently nothing to write home about either. Her singing and the music allegedly were praised, but her acting was ranged, at best, awkward, at worst, laughably awful. She allegedly does nude scenes with Cooper with full frontal nudity. 🙄

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16 hours ago, adirondak said:

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Jesus. How embarrassing. 

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3 hours ago, sexycunt said:

 

 

Dear god, it’s Mango from SNL

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19 minutes ago, LHakaLH said:

A friend told me there was ASTB screening in Pasadena. While it's "not Glitter, it's apparently nothing to write home about either. Her singing and the music allegedly were praised, but her acting was ranged, at best, awkward, at worst, laughably awful. She allegedly does nude scenes with Cooper with full frontal nudity. 🙄

Can’t wait for the laughs and her excuses if the film bombs. 

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28 minutes ago, LHakaLH said:

A friend told me there was ASTB screening in Pasadena. While it's "not Glitter, it's apparently nothing to write home about either. Her singing and the music allegedly were praised, but her acting was ranged, at best, awkward, at worst, laughably awful. She allegedly does nude scenes with Cooper with full frontal nudity. 🙄

damn. just imagine M doing that her first movie. basically a more toned down BOE (in terms of nudity). watch no one care about the nude scenes though :lmao: 

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8 minutes ago, Mmmmm said:

Can’t wait for the laughs and her excuses if the film bombs. 

She'll throw Bradley Cooper under the bus, maybe even make some allegations in terms of sexual harassment or something the like. It totally is something she would do. Victim playing as usual to get some pity approval and change the narrative. 

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Just now, Lolo said:

She'll throw Bradley Cooper under the bus, maybe even make some allegations in terms of sexual harassment or something the like. It totally is something she would do. Victim playing as usual to get some pity approval and change the narrative. 

first the fans will come up with that theory (as they always do, she's forever a little victim), then she'll use it when it's convenient. she starts giving a few very open clues that can be interpreted in many ways so her fans have excuses when she suddenly comes up with new stories/illnesses etc

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Have you ever seen animals make love, Bradley Cooper?

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1 hour ago, LHakaLH said:

A friend told me there was ASTB screening in Pasadena. While it's "not Glitter, it's apparently nothing to write home about either. Her singing and the music allegedly were praised, but her acting was ranged, at best, awkward, at worst, laughably awful. She allegedly does nude scenes with Cooper with full frontal nudity. 🙄

 

39 minutes ago, Mmmmm said:

Can’t wait for the laughs and her excuses if the film bombs. 

it will something along the lines of "the final version of the film is not the movie I made - the movie and my performance have been destroyed in the editing process".....

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It wasn't LAAAAAV
It wasn't LAAAAAAV
It was a PERFECT

ILLUSION!!!!!!!!! !




:lmao:

 

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Just now, Suedehead said:

It wasn't LAAAAAV
It wasn't LAAAAAAV
It was a PERFECT

ILLUSION!!!!!!!!! !




:lmao:

 

Worst song of the year!

Followed closely by Million  Repetition.

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2 minutes ago, Toni said:

Worst song of the year!

Followed closely by Million  Repetition.

IIIIIIIII
SHAT DOWWWWWWWWWN
TO PISSSSS
I TRY TO MAKE THE SHIT SMELL BETTER
FLUSSSSSSSSSH
SHOW MEEEEE THE LOOOO
TO CUT THROUGH ALL THIS CURRY DIARRHOEAA!?!?!
I HAVE ONE HUNDRED MILLION FAECES TO PLOP AWAYYYYYYYYY
BUT BABY I JUST 
NEED ONE 
GOOD SHIT
TO FLU))))))UUUUUSSSSHSH!H!!!??!!? 

 

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18 minutes ago, Suedehead said:

It wasn't LAAAAAV
It wasn't LAAAAAAV
It was a PERFECT

ILLUSION!!!!!!!!! !




:lmao:

 

such a terrible song :rotfl: the way little morons forced themselves to like it the way they did the entire Joanne album :rotfl:

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in order to appeal to a wider audience (which they do for ticket sales) they will need to cut her bush out and maybe even her teets but i'm sure they sagged completely out of every frame.

i loved mango!

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19 hours ago, swimtoshore said:

Blind Item today

The singing was great. The acting sucked. Apparently the acting really sucked and the editing is going to take forever to try and get something usable out of her acting. I did mention it sucked right? Not the only reason the movie is delayed, but a big part of it. I think our A- lister is going back to focusing on music. Lady Gaga

 

3 hours ago, LHakaLH said:

A friend told me there was ASTB screening in Pasadena. While it's "not Glitter, it's apparently nothing to write home about either. Her singing and the music allegedly were praised, but her acting was ranged, at best, awkward, at worst, laughably awful. She allegedly does nude scenes with Cooper with full frontal nudity. 🙄

Nothing about this film makes any sense. Sure she can sing but her song writing is terrible and is Bradley that gay he cannot tell she's not the best looking girl in Hollywood?

I mean what is there about this film to attract the average film goer? 

 

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Personally I can't wait for this movie to come out and will rush to see it on opening day. <<Things that will never happen.

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4 hours ago, Marco said:

@ctg12 @spotlight I think I might've developed glaucoma after watching this

:dead::dead::dead: he looks stupid as fuck

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3 hours ago, ctg12 said:

Dear god, it’s Mango from SNL

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(featuring Colby O'Donis)
2008 1 1 8 1 14 10 36 3 8 1
  • RIAA: 8× Platinum[3]
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  • BPI: Platinum[38]
  • BVMI: Gold[39]
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The Fame
"Poker Face" 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 1
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  • ARIA: 6× Platinum[86]
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"Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" 2009 15 68 7 9
"LoveGame" 5 4 6 2 5 7 12 15 19
"Paparazzi" 6 2 3 3 6 1 3 5 4 4
"Bad Romance" 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 1
  • RIAA: 11× Platinum[3]
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  • MC: 7× Platinum[43]
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The Fame Monster
"Telephone"
(featuring Beyoncé)
2010 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 1
"Alejandro" 5 2 2 4 3 2 2 11 3 7
"Dance in the Dark" [A] 24 88 89  
"Born This Way" 2011 1 1 1 1 2 1 2 1 1 3
  • RIAA: 4× Platinum[3]
  • ARIA: 4× Platinum[91]
  • BPI: Platinum[38]
  • BVMI: Gold[39]
  • FIMI: Platinum[40]
  • IFPI SWI: Platinum[42]
  • RMNZ: Platinum[87]
Born This Way
"Judas" 10 6 6 8 7 23 3 12 8 8
"The Edge of Glory" 3 2 3 3 7 3 2 3 10 6
  • RIAA: 3× Platinum[3]
  • ARIA: 2× Platinum[91]
  • BPI: Platinum[38]
  • FIMI: Platinum[40]
  • IFPI SWI: Gold[42]
  • RMNZ: Gold[87]
"You and I" 6 14 8 10 98 21 19 5 32 23
"The Lady Is a Tramp"
(with Tony Bennett)
50 188   Duets II
"Marry the Night" 29 88 13 11 50 17 40 34 16 Born This Way
"Applause" 2013 4 11 6 4 3 5 2 7 7 5 Artpop
"Do What U Want"
(featuring R. Kelly)
13 21 10 3 8 14 3 12 14 9
"G.U.Y." 2014 76 88 92 98 115  
"Anything Goes"
(with Tony Bennett)
178 65 174   Cheek to Cheek
"I Can't Give You Anything but Love"
(with Tony Bennett)
173 76  
"Til It Happens to You" 2015 95 46 46 171   Non-album single
"Perfect Illusion" 2016 15 14 21 17 1 31 5 31 16 12 Joanne
"Million Reasons" 4 34 52 16 29 85 12 [C] 7 39
"The Cure" 2017 39 10 37 33 4 57 36 [D] 41 19

 

 

 

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Title Year Peak chart positions Sales Certifications Album
US
[30]
US
Dance

[30]
AUS
[31]
CAN
[30]
FRA
[32]
GER
[33]
ITA
[34]
SPA
[35]
SWI
[36]
UK
[37]
"Everybody"[a] 1982 3     Madonna
"Burning Up" 1983 3 13    
"Holiday" 16 1 4 32 37 9 22 18 2
"Lucky Star"[c] 1984 4 36 8 14  
"Borderline" 10 4 12 25 23 2
"Like a Virgin" 1 1 1 1 8 4 16 9 3 Like a Virgin
"Material Girl" 1985 2 1 4 4 47 13 18 10 15 3
"Crazy for You"[d] 1 1 1 47 26 12 17 16 2 Vision Quest
"Angel" 5 1 1 5 31 2 17 5 Like a Virgin
"Into the Groove"[e] 2 3 1 1 2 1
"Dress You Up" 5 3 5 10 18 20 16 11 20 5
"Gambler" 10 33 25 3 23 4 Vision Quest
"Live to Tell" 1986 1 7 1 6 12 1 4 2 True Blue
"Papa Don't Preach" 1 4 1 1 3 2 1 4 2 1
"True Blue" 3 6 5 1 6 6 4 12 6 1
"Open Your Heart" 1 1 16 8 24 17 6 11 4
"La Isla Bonita" 1987 4 10 6 1 1 1 18 8 1 1
"Who's That Girl" 1 44 7 1 2 2 1 6 2 1 Who's That Girl
"Causing a Commotion" 2 1 7 2 14 4 21 9 4  
"The Look of Love" 23 34 20 9  
"Spotlight"[f] 1988     You Can Dance
"Like a Prayer" 1989 1 1 1 1 2 2 1 1 1 1 Like a Prayer
"Express Yourself" 2 1 5 1 7 3 1 3 1 5
"Cherish" 2 4 1 21 16 3 10 10 3
"Oh Father"[g] 20 59 14 26 6 16  
"Dear Jessie" 51 20 19 17 16 5
"—" denotes a title that did not chart, or was not released in that territory.

1990s[edit]

Title Year Peak chart positions Sales Certifications Album
US
[30]
US
Dance

[30]
AUS
[31]
CAN
[30]
FRA
[32]
GER
[33]
ITA
[34]
SPA
[35]
SWI
[36]
UK
[37]
"Keep It Together"[h] 1990 8 1 1 8 16   Like a Prayer
"Vogue" 1 1 1 9 4 1 1 2 1 I'm Breathless
"Hanky Panky" 10 6 18 21 4 13 15 2
"Justify My Love" 1 1 4 1 17 10 2 3 3 2 The Immaculate Collection
"Rescue Me" 1991 9 6 15 7 21 21 12 11 3
"This Used to Be My Playground" 1992 1 9 1 7 6 1 6 6 3 Non-album single
"Erotica" 3 1 4 13 23 13 1 4 8 3 Erotica
"Deeper and Deeper" 7 1 11 2 17 26 1 23 6
"Bad Girl" 1993 36 32 20 44 47 3 25 10  
"Fever" 1 51 31 12 6  
"Rain" 14 2 5 2 26 9 11 7
"Bye Bye Baby" 15 7 28    
"I'll Remember" 1994 2 7 1 40 49 1 17 7 With Honors
"Secret" 3 1 5 1 2 29 3 4 1 5 Bedtime Stories
"Take a Bow" 1 15 1 25 18 2 8 16
"Bedtime Story" 1995 42 1 5 46 8 4  
"Human Nature" 46 2 17 64 50 10 17 8  
"You'll See" 6 9 2 24 15 5 8 5 Something to Remember
"One More Chance" 1996 35 2 11  
"Love Don't Live Here Anymore" 78 16 27 24 48    
"You Must Love Me" 18 11 11 41 78 4 43 10 Evita
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina" 1997 8 1 9 14 1 3 2 1 4 3
"Another Suitcase in Another Hall" 4 7  
"Frozen" 1998 2 1 5 2 2 2 1 1 2 1 Ray of Light
"Ray of Light" 5 1 6 3 18 28 2 1 32 2
"Drowned World (Substitute for Love)" 16 18 42 39 5 1 31 10    
"The Power of Good-Bye" 11 33 6 21 4 8 2 8 6
"Nothing Really Matters" 1999 93 1 15 6 48 38 7 1 26 7
"Beautiful Stranger" 19 1 5 1 17 13 1 4 6 2 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"—" denotes a title that did not chart, or was not released in that territory.

2000s[edit]

Title Year Peak chart positions Sales Certifications Album
US
[30]
US
Dance

[30]
AUS
[31]
CAN
[30]
FRA
[32]
GER
[33]
ITA
[34]
SPA
[35]
SWI
[36]
UK
[37]
"American Pie" 2000 29 1 1 1 8 1 1 1 1 1 The Next Best Thing
"Music" 1 1 1 1 8 2 1 1 1 1 Music
"Don't Tell Me" 4 1 7 1 16 22 1 2 10 4
"What It Feels Like for a Girl" 2001 23 1 6 2 40 16 2 1 11 7
"Die Another Day" 2002 8 1 5 1 15 4 1 1 1 3 Die Another Day
"American Life" 2003 37 1 7 1 10 10 1 2 1 2 American Life
"Hollywood" 1 16 5 22 21 3 2 2 2  
"Me Against the Music"
(Britney Spears featuring Madonna)
35 1 1 2 11 5 2 1 4 2 In the Zone
"Nothing Fails"[j] 1 7 34 36 7 1 41 11     American Life
"Love Profusion"[k] 1 25 3 25 5 1 31  
"Hung Up" 2005 7 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Confessions on a Dance Floor
"Sorry" 2006 58 1 4 2 5 5 1 1 4 1
"Get Together"[l] 1 13 4 23 28 2 1 16 7
"Jump"[m] 1 29 23 1 3 21 9  
"Hey You" 2007 57 36 55 187     Non-album single
"4 Minutes"
(featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland)
2008 3 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 Hard Candy
"Give It 2 Me" 57 1 23 8 5 8 3 1 4 7
"Miles Away" 2 23 54 11 26 1 32 39    
"Celebration" 2009 71 1 40 5 2 5 1 17 4 3 Celebration
"Revolver"
(featuring Lil Wayne)
4 47 25 16 39 130  
"—" denotes a title that did not chart, or was not released in that territory.

2010s[edit]

Title Year Peak chart positions Sales Certifications Album
US
[30]
US
Dance

[30]
AUS
[31]
CAN
[30]
FRA
[32]
GER
[33]
ITA
[34]
SPA
[35]
SWI
[36]
UK
[37]
"Give Me All Your Luvin'"
(featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.)
2012 10 1 25 1 3 8 2 2 6 37 MDNA
"Girl Gone Wild"[n] 1 93 42 13 4 7 29 73  
"Masterpiece"[o] 68    
"Turn Up the Radio" 1 30 175    
"Living for Love"[p] 2014 1 92 50 40 30 21 49 26   Rebel Heart
"Ghosttown" 2015 1 34 34 20 41 39 117  
"Bitch I'm Madonna"
(featuring Nicki Minaj)
84 1 58 90 49    
"Hold Tight"[q] 92 37  

 

The fact that Gags debuted 25 years before Madonna and Madonna's hit momentum stopped in 2012 while Gags stopped in 2013.

The "next" Madonna? 

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9 hours ago, sexycunt said:

 

 

Thats so embarrassing 

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