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It wasn't art, it wasn't pop, it is VEGAS desperation.

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It's obvious that she thought if she could control and manipulate the narrative online it would result in a successful career, but  500 million fake news stories, a mom with 200 fake fan twitter accounts, and favors for ATRL, popjustice, slobdaily etc doesn't add up to the millage a popstar can get from one actual hit song.

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I don't believe for a second that A STAR IS BORN is being moved to October for awards contention, unless gaga has a deal with the Golden Globes for a paid for award. I think it was moved from summer because it was going to be CRUSHED where they had it in May. As we can see with the Vegas deal, the articles are all shill pieces. 

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38 minutes ago, Supernatural said:

Every time I remember she's a Vegas act now, I laugh.

She doesn't even have the back catalogue of some of the stars of yesterday that do Vegas. Even if the tickets are all given away as part of hotel or vacation packages, how is she going to entertain an audience that only knows a couple of her songs and doesn't want to hear monologues about suicide and chronic pain? I can't believe she wouldn't have rather just vanished at some point a few years ago and ended her career with some dignity.

She'll pad it out with ass to mouth covers. They'll love her over singing of 'jazz' classics.

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Just now, jonski43 said:

She'll pad it out with ass to mouth covers. They'll love her over singing of 'jazz' classics.

And you know the cunt will sing Elvis' I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE.

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Just now, Lucky Star One said:

And you know the cunt will sing Elvis' I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE.

Yes!!!

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6 minutes ago, Lucky Star One said:

I don't believe for a second that A STAR IS BORN is being moved to October for awards contention, unless gaga has a deal with the Golden Globes for a paid for award. I think it was moved from summer because it was going to be CRUSHED where they had it in May. As we can see with the Vegas deal, the articles are all shill pieces. 

I bet they're hoping that the soundtrack will produce one song that will get nominated for awards to mitigate the disaster that is the move. Closer to the awards, closer in memory. 

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Oh, Elvis, she'll love that! He's dead, she can mock him, say she felt his spirit enter her when he died....

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‘Two well placed sources’ :lmao:

Anyway, this is the most critical part of the latest Variety (damage-control) article:

 

But industry insiders contend that the Gaga numbers don’t add up in a way that makes financial sense for MGM Resorts, the hotel and casino giant with a current valuation of over $30 billion. “At the very high range, an act might clear $500,000,” says one representative of major music artists who’s familiar with the economics of Vegas residencies. “And that’s at a complete sell-out.” Whether the act draws people to the hotel’s and casino’s bars and restaurants doesn’t get factored into such a talent buy. Rather, it’s a matter of ticket pricing and being able to offer a more affordable tier — or not. At the reported Gaga rate, that means a seat in the 5,200-capacity theater would cost the ticket buyer at least $200 just to clear Gaga’s take-home, a steep price, her production value notwithstanding.

 

The 1 million per show figure just doesn’t make any sense!!

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Well, she's been fishing for a Vegas deal for several years now, by regularly floating phony rumors about these absurd offers she's been getting. Finally she got a bite, although nothing even remotely close to the ludicrous amount she's claiming. This is just something to keep her alive since she's exhausted all of her other options and has nowhere else to turn. 

I remember she couldn't sell out a 2,000 seater in Las Vegas for 2 nights (with Tony Bennett!!) back in New Year's Eve 2014. Now she'll be playing to 5,000 seats, and after the initial hype wears off,  back to last minute Buy1Get10Free deals she'll go. Expect a major flare up of one of her many diseases to nullify the entire gig midway through. Vegas won't be able to dump her quick enough, and as usual, stock values will plummet and heads will roll in her wake. Whoever signed this flop will be the first to go..

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She overdid it. She's making $400k per show and wants people to think she's outdoing Britney's $475k so instead of saying she's making $500k she went completely overboard with her lies

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This has always been her problem.

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Also, doesn't she still have the European Leg of Joanne tour she must finish, her upcoming movie that we know she will be promoting a dozen times, her inevitable awards pandering campaign THEN more rehearsals and 60 performances in ONE YEAR? Bitch gon' b exhausted.

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The ATRL thread about this is hilarious. 

 

It's slow at work for the holidays so I've been sitting here laughing my ass off at it for a half hour. 

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Novelty act

Vegas act

Game over (completely now, it was over in 2011!)

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SO her movie is pushed up??? is it coming next year or this year? mess

she should just do madonna covers at vegas - that's what the public really want!

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I can't wait for the meltdowns when she'll announce tickets priced at $ 1000 but will insist " a portion of it will go to my mother's scam charity"

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1 hour ago, Lucky Star One said:

And you know the cunt will sing Elvis' I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE.

Followed by I FALL DEEPER & DEEPER THE FURTHER I GO

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41 minutes ago, LHakaLH said:

Also, doesn't she still have the European Leg of Joanne tour she must finish, her upcoming movie that we know she will be promoting a dozen times, her inevitable awards pandering campaign THEN more rehearsals and 60 performances in ONE YEAR? Bitch gon' b exhausted.

Rehearsals?

She barely bothered for the tour. It was clear, somebody else the whole Joan show together and she just parachuted in.

They'll do the same with Vegas - create some elaborate costumes and sets and she'll just walk on and do the same versions and same choreography.

It starts the end of next year for two years so barely three performances per month. Even this lazy cow can manage that.

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The concert will be a showcase of her entire greatest hits catalog. The show will be 20 minutes long.

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So they’re still pretending she’s groundbreaking and different? 

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I didnt know she did a movie,

all I hope is, her movie will not see the light of cinemas. Moreover the movie gonna be released on DVD for a discount price

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13 minutes ago, MerGirl said:

So they’re still pretending she’s groundbreaking and different? 

Right? Ask one monster to explain what ground she's broken, especially with Joanne.

 

Crickets or bullshit in return. 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Hector said:

The concert will be a showcase of her entire greatest hits catalog. The show will be 20 minutes long.

Well that’s not counting Bad Romance jazz version, slow two pianos version (with Elton impersonator) and Bad Romance grand finale encore... 

 

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