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Signs that a Flop Princess is on the wane (2017)

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1. She reduced her gut and hoping she'll get size 0 back and shake 2 chins off.

2. It's not working 'cos she still looks like Hagrid's long lost sister.

3. She has Xmas tree up since July.

4. She and her fans had a heart attack when some random Hispanic singer's song almost breaks her single record.

 

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5. She cancelled postponed her shows due to flopped ticket sales doctor's order.

6. And refused to refund.

7. She had to eat to put on weight to look like she's pregnant

8. Her baby is white

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9. She threatens to sue whoever writes bad reviews of her new album.

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11. She can go as far as showing her vagina on stage and most media outlets don't care enough to talk about it.

12. She gets Instagram to delete specific emojis from the comments on her pics.

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13. Buys a gay icon award to sell concerts tickets 

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14. She purchases fake platinum certifications that can easily be proven as fraudulent

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2 words: Vegas. Residency

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Posts "sexy" shots of herself on instagram under the delusion her face doesn't resemble a dog's asshole. 

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Fires her manager assuming she’ll suddenly regain the success of her glory days although her career was already declining and her fragile ego remains forever incapable of handling any criticism

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Panders to the LGBT community to make sure she at least has a specific target audience that will support her

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21. Is hired for a tv talent show as a judge. Embarasses herself even more and loses the few fans she still had.

22. Tries to convice herself that her fans left because she cut her hair. 

23. The video of her sister hitting her husband has more impact that her last 10 singles. 

 

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24. "I write for the music not for the charts!!!!111" - an hour later: begs everyone and their mom to buy her new discounted album.

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25. Trying to get some coins by giving cheap online singing lessons, cause you haven't toured in a decade and got kicked off your red spinning chair at The Voice. 

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26. You look like a transexual donkey and are still salty about how you weren't able to outshine Christina and Britney with your safe and boring soccer mom tunes. 

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27. You steal a 5-year-old's diary who had a fight in kindergarten the other day and copy an entry providing the lyrics for your new immature diss track. 

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28. You marry a gay sultan to live as a rich whore only to be divorced and so penniless that you have to resume your Diapers Tour. 

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1 hour ago, Gâteau said:

26. You look like a transexual donkey and are still salty about how you weren't able to outshine Christina and Britney with your safe and boring soccer mom tunes. 

:lmao:

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2 hours ago, Gâteau said:

26. You look like a transexual donkey and are still salty about how you weren't able to outshine Christina and Britney with your safe and boring soccer mom tunes. 

 

2 hours ago, Gâteau said:

27. You steal a 5-year-old's diary who had a fight in kindergarten the other day and copy an entry providing the lyrics for your new immature diss track. 

:dead:

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On 11/11/2017 at 2:23 AM, horn said:

9. She threatens to sue whoever writes bad reviews of her new album.

Who did this!!? Lol

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4 hours ago, karbatal said:

23. The video of her sister hitting her husband has more impact that her last 10 singles. 

 

3 hours ago, Gâteau said:

24. "I write for the music not for the charts!!!!111" - an hour later: begs everyone and their mom to buy her new discounted album.

 

3 hours ago, Gâteau said:

27. You steal a 5-year-old's diary who had a fight in kindergarten the other day and copy an entry providing the lyrics for your new immature diss track. 

:rotfl: 

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29. You release a Xmas album once you realize the European and Australian twinks that once supported you have had enough of your "dwarf with sinusitis" voice

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30. You re-release the mentioned Christmas album in a desperate attempt to be relevant at least two weeks in December. 

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