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I always wondered what Beast Within would look like on a budget and zero talent. Now i know.

Looks like she's blowing a fart.

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3 minutes ago, Sloane said:

Looks like she's blowing a fart.

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Ravioli gas. 

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4 minutes ago, Skin said:

Ravioli gas. 

She looks like a lobster! (With gas)

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42 minutes ago, Toni said:

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Aunt Joanne?

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The clips i've seen haven't been THAT bad. The costumes could be worse. nothing original here, but doesn't look like a disaster. Her dancing however... LOL. "PokerFace" looked fucking terrible. And "The Cure" is such a basic fucking song. 

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2 hours ago, spotlight said:

Is there a second show tonight in couver?

Nope. Edmonton tomorrow night.

From the clip I saw she looks like a Debbie Gibson fan practising her dance moves in her bedroom. 

Lady Gaga – Joanne World Tour set list

Act 1
1. Diamond Heart
2. A-Yo
3. Poker Face
4. Perfect Illusion

Act 2
5. John Wayne
6. Scheibe
7. Alejandro

Act 3
8. Just Dance
9. LoveGame
10. Telephone

Act 4
11. Applause
12. Come to Mama
13. The Edge of Glory
14. Born This Way

Act 5
15. Bloody Mary
16. Dancin’ in Circles
17. Paparazzi (A Capella)
18. Angel Down
19. Joanne

Act 6
20. Bad Romance
21. The Cure

Encore
22. Million Reasons

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FAKE CHER ACCOUNT

anyway, that set list is in dire need of several classic timeless hits.

no til it hapens to you or tony bennett schtick?!?! shocking. boring...boring...boring...the critics will eat it all up.

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Has her dancing gotten worse? Watched a few clips from last night and it's really bad...I love to take the piss out of the gunt but I don't remember her being so graceless/rhythmless 

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Do what you want with my body. 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, DitaDolla said:

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One of the clips on the other page had her dancing like say Janet or Britney.. those choppy, fast moves... but, she definitely wasn't pulling it off.

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What a fucking tame and uneventful opening..I only came here of course to see what what was up cause my local papers had very little time...nobody gives a fuck...

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I really don't understand why she doesn't give up dancing, the routines are terrible... okay, maybe one or two dance numbers for Poker Face or something, but ffs, dancing is not her thing, she's getting worse and worse, and by now I think most of the people are there to hear her sing

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Alright, after everything I've seen so far...

-production got a bigger budget than the last tour. How the FUCK did they pull that off? But it swallows her up. And why? Because we all know her stage presence is SHIT.

-the show is BASIC. Someone (new manager, etc.) pulled back on the reigns and put together something incredibly safe, and palatable for the general public. Even the staging (and production) looks like it's made to cover her fat ass bullshit she calls "performance".  Someone knows she's a fucking mess, and did what they could to cover and distract from it. it's obvious why it looks like she wasn't rehearsing. They clearly built this whole show without, and around, her...and then plopped her into place with as little rehearsal as possible.

-of course they would cover the majority of the floor with b-stages...and cover most of the back with a larger b-stage surrounded by front-of-house booths. They KNOW what happened last time. And those catwalks... very clever way to make the whole show seem more impressive/high-budget than it actually is (while basically the same setup as the last tour).

-and what the FUCK is with her swinging around a guitar again? Bitch, YOU DON'T PLAY IT!!!!!  WTF!!!!!!?????

 

Still kind of amazed she was able to get that kind of production budget. Somebody sucked up or pulled strings (Daddy's little 'organization'...). After the Artpop shit, I was doubting anyone would invest a dime in her touring again. (I mean, that was a fucking TRAIN WRECK). Unless she was to have some major hit, I can't ever see her getting a budget like this again. With the production bumped up, and the greatest hits/back-to-her-paws-up-monster-shit (and no politics), it all comes off as one major last effort to get her in the public's good graces again. But we all know she's her own worst enemy. She will get sloppier as time goes on... and we all know how it will end up.

FLUSH HER.

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It's like a show a Las Vegas casino would bring her in to do, where they would dictate all the terms to make it as much of a cash cow as possible, except it's actually touring around.  

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