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Lady Gaga thread. Gaga is a hideous loser and so are her pathetic fans

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2 hours ago, jonski43 said:

Seriously? :lmao:

How hard is it for her to remember about six songs she played a few weeks ago? There's not a single mention of rehearsals yet she's got time to fanny around with designer handbags?

And how unrecognisable is her face

 

Covering her fivehead I see.

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If she is pregnant I will crack up.  She wants her post baby love of the world softer image Evita premiere moment.  Sadly for her, her film will be a flop, and she isn't a big enough star for people to give a shit about her being pregnant.  When Madonna gave birth the world shook as everyone acted like it was the first time a woman ever gave birth. 

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On 10/07/2017 at 4:45 AM, Ciccone's Cheeks said:

:smooch:

 

 

:laugh:  :kiss2: 

 

 

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She'll falsely fell pregnant. She'll falsely lose the baby. Watch out the drama. Mark my words. 

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On 10/07/2017 at 10:39 AM, DitaDolla said:

ICONIC, CLASSIC that's all what she repeats, but bitch i will never be iconic or classic. 

 

 

IKR :lmao:

 

But why would Tiffany feature her in a campaign? :blink:

She's not even A-list

Go figure

 

 

 

 

 

I can't fucking stand that toneless cocaine brat voice

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On 10/07/2017 at 3:08 PM, Supernatural said:

She looks like she's as good a cook as she is a pop star.

 

 

:lmao:  :lmao: 

 

She looks as basic, unrefined and cliche with her Italian-American "heritage" ACT as you can possibly find

Italian cuisine or kitchens look NOTHING like THAT

I dread to imagine what her kitchen smells like

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7 minutes ago, runa said:

She'll falsely fell pregnant. She'll falsely lose the baby. Watch out the drama. Mark my words. 

 

She'll just take a leaf out of Janet's book

They are so lazy and such bad liars

And we can stick Mariah with those two as well

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35 minutes ago, XXL said:

 

 

IKR :lmao:

 

But why would Tiffany feature her in a campaign? :blink:

She's not even A-list

Go figure

 

 

 

 

 

I can't fucking stand that toneless cocaine brat voice

I don't understand how this makes any sense during this era where she's all rock/grunge/country or whatever the fuck it was supposed to be.

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40 minutes ago, XXL said:

 

 

:lmao:  :lmao: 

 

She looks as basic, unrefined and cliche with her Italian-American "heritage" ACT as you can possibly find

Italian cuisine or kitchens look NOTHING like THAT

I dread to imagine what her kitchen smells like

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4 hours ago, Toni said:

I love these blinds! 

I bet she's already writing her children's books.. The British Flowers .. or something :lol:

Followed by:

Mrs Cornbody's Oranges 

The Escapades of Abdul 

Bunchof da Dollas 

Gaga and the Career Thieves

Her entire body of work reduces to a madonna discography and a thesaurus  

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"Jus juicin"

So fucking lame

God, I hate her

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2 hours ago, functions_X said:

I just don't know if these late rehearsals mean less horrible dancing, or more? will she scrap the dance numbers, or suck even more at them?

Can imagine her getting worse which will be fun to watch.:popcorn2:

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1 hour ago, runa said:

She'll falsely fell pregnant. She'll falsely lose the baby. Watch out the drama. Mark my words. 

Exactly.  Then she will go on a sympathy tour, write a song about it, then launch another album off the miscarriage lie.

She will do anything for a headline and some pity

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It's been forever since I have been to Gagadaily. Do they still think Gaga is a big thing or have many accepted that she is done?

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After the tour and movie bomb, maybe her parents will finally cut her off. Let's pray to God.

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Wait...hold on... she JUST now started tour rehearsals?????  :lmao::lmao::lmao:

No way in hell they're going to pull off this tour.  Cancellations are coming. 

And as said above, PROOF she doesn't actually "create" anything.

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100% if she's pregnant she'll say it's high risk and she's got all these complications and she'll talk about how hard it is for her. She'll milk the victim card like she always does and suck up to pregnant women and mums for sympathy. She's probably googling what pregnancy related problems she can use right now. Fucking cunt. 

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9 minutes ago, Napoléon said:

100% if she's pregnant she'll say it's high risk and she's got all these complications and she'll talk about how hard it is for her. She'll milk the victim card like she always does and suck up to pregnant women and mums for sympathy. She's probably googling what pregnancy related problems she can use right now. Fucking cunt. 

Most likely she will do this.  Has to be a victim at all times. 

Great to see you post @Napoléon  Have missed you. 

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10 hours ago, jonski43 said:

Seriously? :lmao:

How hard is it for her to remember about six songs she played a few weeks ago? There's not a single mention of rehearsals yet she's got time to fanny around with designer handbags?

And how unrecognisable is her face

 

Looks like Mira Sorvino in 1993—if she were "special." 

 

And she is going to serve up a rehashed Coachella and pretend nobody notices. 

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8 hours ago, functions_X said:

I just don't know if these late rehearsals mean less horrible dancing, or more? will she scrap the dance numbers, or suck even more at them?

She's like Janet, always doing the same dance routines, so expect more of the same, although she really seemed out of breath at Coachella, more than usual, you'd expect a 30 year old not to have those kinds of limitations...

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9 hours ago, functions_X said:

I just don't know if these late rehearsals mean less horrible dancing, or more? will she scrap the dance numbers, or suck even more at them?

 

I hope she dances a lot. The more the better. I love it when she dances!

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2 hours ago, promise to try said:

so it´s that official???

Nothing official yet. 

I imagine they're reviewing the cost of cancelling versus continuing with a half sold tour by a half arsed performer 

I bet the 'boyfriend is on standby with a Viagra. 

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