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Madonna : "I like my sandwiches cut"

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Just came across this and I can not stop laughing!! 

 

 

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I don t get it!

What does she mean?

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Well we all know she prefers her sandwiches and her sausages cut - after all she (probably personally) chopped off Guy R's foreskin as part of the Special K ritualistic life (awww fuck it!) 

 

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Well we all know she prefers her sandwiches and her sausages cut - after all she (probably personally) chopped off Guy R's foreskin as part of the Special K ritualistic life (awww fuck it!) 

 

Jacqui likes this 👍🏻

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Jacqui likes this 👍🏻

:rotfl:

I wonder if Guy R promises Jacqui a new Michael Kors bag everytime she munches on his cut sandwich (using 0.25% of the royalties from Love Profusion (UK CD2)

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Michael Kors - that shade!!! Lol

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:rotfl:

I wonder if Guy R promises Jacqui a new Michael Kors bag everytime she munches on his cut sandwich (using 0.25% of the royalties from Love Profusion (UK CD2)

This was her latest gift !   Guy was feeling generous that day and spent up big.  

$189.00 · Michael Kors Bedford Pocket Leather Tote - Luggage

Michael Kors Bedford Pocket Leather Tote - Luggage

Sometimes he spends up big and gets her some Michel Kors Perfume too. 

Michael Kors For Women Eau De Parfum Spray 1.7 Oz By Michael Kors

$47.15

Michael Kors For Women Eau De Parfum Spray 1.7 Oz By Michael Kors

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:rotfl:

 

But I think her favourite perfume is DKNY Be Delicious 

F2D_800.jpg

 

£19.95 at a SuperDrug near you.

 

 

 

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The cheque for Nothing Fails finally reached the Ritchies.  Jacqui is finally getting rid of her Oxfam sandals and is heading to Primark as we speak. 

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:rotfl:

 

But I think her favourite perfume is DKNY Be Delicious 

F2D_800.jpg

 

£19.95 at a SuperDrug near you.

 

 

 

:rotfl: She likes smelling like apples !   It is a sign of solidarity to Goop and their mutaul complex of Madonna because Gwynnie has a daughter called Apple

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Just came across this and I can not stop laughing!! 

 

 

She is beauty personified here.  The dress, the hair, the make up.  Add her humour and just perfection as always. 

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I bet she likes her "cut sandwiches" with extra mayonnaise too!!! 

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I bet she likes her "cut sandwiches" with extra mayonnaise too!!! 

Ewww lol

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I never understood the cut vs. uncut debate when mostly all dicks looks identical when fully erect. I also seriously doubt that Carlos was cut but yea Tn9ud4w.gif

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I never understood the cut vs. uncut debate when mostly all dicks looks identical when fully erect. I also seriously doubt that Carlos was cut but yea Tn9ud4w.gif

That is so untrue and wrong on every level :noway:

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I like all kind of sandwiches 

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She looked amazingly beautiful in that perfume launch, everything in her looks were perfection. 

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We need a madonna dick pics tread for evidenced

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I never understood the cut vs. uncut debate when mostly all dicks looks identical when fully erect. I also seriously doubt that Carlos was cut but yea Tn9ud4w.gif

not with those nasty looking overcut dicks. :queenbitch:

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Madonna loves her Latin men.  I am sure she has had plenty of uncut cock.

 

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Im 20 years old is it too late to get circumsied ? God forbid i get that chance to sleep with Madonna and find out she likes her sandwiches cut smh 

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Ugh. No. Not this. I remember seeing this 5 years ago and feeling deeply disappointed she didn't share the same passion for uncut as I do. I was surprised, because I thought most of the men she was with were uncut, plus the SEX book has uncut men in it.

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