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Beyoncé (fake pregnancy AGAIN) Thread 🐝🐝

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11 hours ago, karbatal said:

Her fans don't give a damn about it as long as she looks fierce and poses as a rebel. 

They would be LIVID if she used the wrong wig,  though 

:lmao:

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The lyrics to Formation are atrocious yet her fans go on like it's Dylanesque.

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^ I knew a bitch named Dylanesque. She used to braid my hair.

 

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On 2/1/2017 at 1:44 PM, Diversity83 said:

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Girls, this is why you should never eat too much Red Lobster. 

 

AND, how about that bra and panties combo?

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Never thought I would long for the days Demi Moore used her pregnancy for publicity...

Then again, after this episode

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If I was her, I would be having my ultrasounds live on Facebook so people wouldn't accuse me of being the shady person that I am for faking my bump.

Bump Faker!!!

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12 hours ago, karbatal said:

Her fans don't give a damn about it as long as she looks fierce and poses as a rebel. 

They would be LIVID if she used the wrong wig,  though 

 

I'm gonna quote this universal truth and use the biggest size. 

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I'll be LIVID if she excludes Deja Vu from the upcoming Coachella set list. I need a live re-invention ASAP!  

 

ME & BEY, SHE ABOUT TO STING. STAND BACK :bee:

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On 01/02/2017 at 6:44 PM, Diversity83 said:

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I wonder if she used a pregnancy app or something that gives you a really fake looking belly? Better than posting a pic of a test-tube I suppose.

 

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Should we assume that Janet's secret daughter is not the surrogate mother too?  I can perfectly picture these two bitches exploiting that poor girl together. 

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Bey should really exploit the media attention & hold an online poll to name the twins!

 

I'm submitting LaTavia & LeToya:wow:

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21 hours ago, karbatal said:

Her fans don't give a damn about it as long as she looks fierce and poses as a rebel. 

They would be LIVID if she used the wrong wig,  though 

:lmao::rotfl:

 

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14 hours ago, IsaacHarris said:

Bey should really exploit the media attention & hold an online poll to name the twins!

 

I'm submitting LaTavia & LeToya:wow:

:dead::rotfl:

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For the names, I want:  pink shrub & red cannibus

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I expect more colours and a Latino touch so she can suck from other fanbase too like Rosalinda Quesada and Violeta Gloria Hallelujah 

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One more Grammy for Queen Bey, Best Music Video "Formation" :clap:

 

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I wasn't a fan of that Grammy performance. While it was visually appealing, it was lacking from a song standpoint. It just didn't go anywhere and had far too much spoken word gibberish. 

The whole thing was just such a self indulgent dirge. 

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I fucking grew a beard before she was done 

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3 minutes ago, KalamazooJay said:

I wasn't a fan of that Grammy performance. While it was visually appealing, it was lacking from a song standpoint. It just didn't go anywhere and had far too much spoken word gibberish. 

The whole thing was just such a self indulgent dirge. 

 

1 minute ago, Flip The Switch said:

Useless as usual, no melody AT ALL.

Agree with you both.  

Plus, such a rip off of the Rebel Heart tour.  But without the heart or the genuine emotion as a performer. 

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2 minutes ago, jazzyjan said:

 

Agree with you both.  

Plus, such a rip off of the Rebel Heart tour.  But without the heart or the genuine emotion as a performer. 

very pretentious and I think some people are starting to get annoyed with it. the grammys give her so much time and love compared to other artists (except for Adele and gags)

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i haven't seen it yet but have had 5 different friends on facebook make posts about how shit, pretentious and boring it was - wow it must have been shite....

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9 minutes ago, peppermint said:

I fucking grew a beard before she was done 

:old::rotfl:

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Pretentious as fuck

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the black MADONNA....fuckin loved her performance...it was cool. 

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I thought it was ok. Way too slow.

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