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More TEA, vicar???

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Bey-O

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Beyond Overrated

#lemonkoolaid

Ok, I'm done.

That's my contribution.

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Thank God. A fresh start :lemon:

oh lord. is it supposed to be good ? because seriously........... :nocomment:

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I don't take LEMON in my tea

That's how we serve it in the South.

With HONEY of course :bee:

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oh lord.

God. Yaweh. The Almighty. YONCÉ

SHE HAS MANY NAMES :bow:

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:lol: I give you that, :lol:

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So Bey O is still on Tour or is she finally at home giving back all the favours to the Corporation?

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My top 10

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Add Deja vu, Irrepleceable and Halo to the list of her best songs.

I hate Déja Vu she pronounced it wrong. :lmao:

I am bored with Halo and Irrepleceable is shyte

I hated her Bday era cause she was copycatwhoring SHAKIRA.

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I hate Déja Vu she pronounced it wrong. :lmao:

I am bored with Halo and Irrepleceable is shyte

I hated her Bday era cause she was copycatwhoring SHAKIRA.

And JLo too. :lmao:

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Sweet Dreams is SHIT. What an awful song.

Crazy In Love, Naughty Girl, Baby Boy, Get Me Bodied, Check On It, Love On Top, Partition are my favorite songs from her. Also I like a bonus track from 4 called Dreaming.

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And JLo too. :lmao:

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Upgrade U?

Even the song titles are pretentious.

her Bday had a long ass track-list full of fillers.

I love Dangerously In Love, I Am Sasha and BEYONCÉ albums. I have good memories with DIL.

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So Bey O is still on Tour or is she finally at home giving back all the favours to the Corporation?

She probably has a deal with daddy much like Joanne does with papà Joe :laugh:

You know 50/50, thank you daddy

Weird

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You can picture Bey's parents as just the type of parents who would have been "outraged" at something like this back in 1990

Which was the peak of the "family associations against Madonna" fad. Yet somehow these Disney/family/corporate groomed acts that were spat out into fame since the late 90s all ADORE Madonna. You just have to look at the various disgusted, pressed expressions on their faces while sitting in the audience of the 2003 VMAS, "does she dare take away attention from 21 yo us, after all she's already enjoyed?"

You know all those nothings like Avril Lavigne and Kelly Osbourne, one of them who stopped having a career shortly after was actually sharing the stage with M that night.

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Che tristezza

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You can picture Bey's parents as just the type of parents who would have been "outraged..."

Tina & Matthew's hypothetical opinions of Madonna in the 90's ASIDE,

why don't you picture us dancin' real close in a dark, dark corner of a basement party.

And as you can see from the GIF you posted, Beyoncé was getting her life from the audience. Such a gracious & supportive woman :wow:

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Bday era

THE perfect time to be a Bey loon.

Perfect videos.

Flawless Tour.

& her best album.

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Tina & Matthew's hypothetical opinions of Madonna in the 90's ASIDE,

why don't you picture us dancin' real close in a dark, dark corner of a basement party.

And as you can see from the GIF you posted, Beyoncé was getting her life from the audience. Such a gracious & supportive woman :wow:

I love you :inlove:

I just notice all these little incongruities. Do Beyoncè parents vote Republican like Gaga's? Not that you're not allowed to be a Republican supporter or that you're automatically bad because of that. But feminism and the republican party hardly seem to go hand in hand for the most part.

I just find it fascinating how all these girls just because they do the song and dance spectacle are immediately elevated to a Madonna comparison when the background bits do not square at all with Madonna's stance on anything, well, it's difficult to get their stances to begin with, and how she played her game within the industry, that's all :lol:

Now back to listening to Baby Boy, loved this song back in ... 2004?

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The Madonna comparison (favorable or otherwise) is inevitable. Madonna is THE modern-day blueprint for solo female artists, especially pop starlets, so it's not uncommon that folks examine the surface similarities.

Now back to listening to Baby Boy, loved this song back in ... 2004?

2003! I was 11 at the time & I'd recreate the beach dance sequence FREQUENTLY. :bee:

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I too love Issac and to prove it I will say something nice about Beyond overrated.

She's better than gargar.

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Sweet Dreams is SHIT. What an awful song.

Crazy In Love, Naughty Girl, Baby Boy, Get Me Bodied, Check On It, Love On Top, Partition are my favorite songs from her. Also I like a bonus track from 4 called Dreaming.

Funny I love Sweet Dreams , hate love on top

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Crazy in love

Freedom

Drunk in love

Flawless

love on top

XO

1+1

Work it out

Suga Mama

Hold Up

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And JLo too. :lmao:

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Wasn't "Deja Vu" originally for JLO? 🤐

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