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Republican Convention 2016 Attendees Are Searching for Hot Gay Sex on Craigslist

The acronym "RNC" technically refers to the Republican National Convention taking place in Cleveland, Ohio this week. But if the city's current influx of RNC-themed "casual encounters" Craigslist advertisements is any indication, it could just as well stand for, like, Raunchy Nut Cock (or something).

The Daily Dot reports that the classifieds site has become a veritable treasure trove of NSFW hookup ads in recent days.

Here is just a sampling:

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There are many stunning uses of the English language here. "RNC bitch boy" is a particularly potent combination of words. So too is "beefy hairy RNC visitors." These phrases are cute and fun!

It might seem a little strange that so many ads for man-on-man sex are being pegged to a convention for a historically homophobic political party, especially when you consider presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee Mike Pence's history of defending antigay laws.

Yet this isn't the first time that homophobic politics and gay sex have crossed paths. Earlier this year, for instance, NSFW porn site GameLink.com reported that the states with the most homophobic legislation also tend to be the states with the highest number of gay porn viewers.

Ah, the enduring appeal of the taboo!

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https://mic.com/articles/149150/republican-convention-2016-attendees-are-searching-for-hot-gay-sex-on-craigslist#.MP3EJrGaS

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Two more days. I wonder if Trump has the shits yet with that bug that is currently infesting the convention center.

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Norovirus strikes the Republican National Convention

CLEVELAND -- A terrifying word circulated Tuesday at the Republican National Convention: norovirus.

A dozen staffers in the California delegation who had arrived in Cleveland early have fallen ill with the extremely contagious virus, California GOP chairman Jim Brulte said.

The virus causes extreme vomiting and diarrhea and has been known to spread explosively through people in closed places, such as cruise ships, schools and nursing homes, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Continued...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/07/19/norovirus-strikes-the-republican-national-convention/

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Is there nothing Hilary won't do?

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Must be some truth to gays cruising at the RNC:

Matt Knudsen

"All homosexuals are going to hell but until they do, I'm in room 1411 at the Embassy Suites." #OverheardAtRNC @midnight

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Can't believe New Jersey voted Christie in twice. Almost worse than Florida voting in Rick Scott twice. But we have the excuse of being a swing state. New Jersey is as blue as they get.

He promised to open Crispy Cream donuts that's why.

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Ai Papi Si., on 19 Jul 2016 - 11:00 PM, said:

Can't believe New Jersey voted Christie in twice. Almost worse than Florida voting in Rick Scott twice. But we have the excuse of being a swing state. New Jersey is as blue as they get.

I don't understand it at all. And his approval rating at this point is in the shitter. So as usual. When someone elects a republican they have to learn the hard way. That 9 times out of 10 they are going to end up sucking balls.

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I'm fascinated by Tiffany and Melania

Yes, Tiffany is a Traci Lords cocksucker with daddy issues and Melania is A STAR!!!

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Trump plans to let VP do all the real work while he ‘makes America great again’: report

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Donald Trump speaking at Turnberry -- (CNN screen grab)

Does Donald Trump really want to be president? That’s a tricky question to answer.

On the one hand, Trump would love the power of the presidency and the constant attention that he would command.

On the other hand, being president is a lot of grueling work that requires going to lots of meetings, reading lots of briefs and making decisions based on complex information. In other words, it’s a lot of stuff that someone like Trump would find very boring.

This is why it’s not too surprising to see The New York Times report that Trump’s campaign told Ohio Gov. John Kasich that if he accepted the job of the vice presidency, he would immediately become “the most powerful vice president in history.”

According to an anonymous Kasich adviser, Donald Trump Jr. told Kasich that Trump’s VP “would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy,” while Trump’s sole responsibility would be “making America great again.”

While there have been plenty of reports suggesting Trump isn’t at all interested in doing the nitty-gritty aspects of being president — and even whispers that he might step down from the job if he actually won — it’s still a little surprising to learn that the campaign is explicitly telling prospective VPs that they’d get to do most of the work.

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-plans-to-let-vp-do-all-the-real-work-while-he-makes-america-great-again-report/

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Yes, Tiffany is a Traci Lords cocksucker with daddy issues and Melania is A STAR!!!

Why do they both speak like a broken bimbo robot though? :lol:

I thought I was watching a scene straight out of The Stepford Wives :rotfl:

Heard Melania plagiarised Michelle Obama's 2008 speech?

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