frzndrwnwrld Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 http://www.queerty.com/ted-cruz-in-drag-lookalike-on-newfound-fame-upcoming-adult-film-debut-20160425 Speaking to Maury about the experience of being memeified, she said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?” She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump — I never heard of Ted Cruz until y’all called me that day on the phone.” “Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury. “What’s that? I mean the only one I ever heard of was Donald Trump.” For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way. In the meantime, though, she has no qualms using the comparison to her advantage, and in this day and age that can really only mean one thing — porn. For some inexplicable reason, adult site xHamster offered Searcy $10,000 to produce a sex tape with her boyfriend; the couple accepted. “I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.'” And if you’re curious how her boyfriend, Freddie Green, feels about all this, he said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Rachelle of London Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Wait! Maury still comes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mauro Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Wait! Maury still comes on Yeah, it's the "Who My Baby Daddy" show every episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rachelle of London Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Yeah, it's the "Who My Baby Daddy" show every episode. Brilliant. My fave topic was "Is it Man or Woman" ahhh takes me back to my childhood me screaming at the telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skin Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Girl I feel ya. Back in my days of chugging Mountain Dew I probably would have popped my mussy just to pop a can of soda myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Is this a Florida thingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 http://www.queerty.com/ted-cruz-in-drag-lookalike-on-newfound-fame-upcoming-adult-film-debut-20160425 Speaking to Maury about the experience of being memeified, she said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?” She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump — I never heard of Ted Cruz until y’all called me that day on the phone.” “Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury. “What’s that? I mean the only one I ever heard of was Donald Trump.” For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way. In the meantime, though, she has no qualms using the comparison to her advantage, and in this day and age that can really only mean one thing — porn. For some inexplicable reason, adult site xHamster offered Searcy $10,000 to produce a sex tape with her boyfriend; the couple accepted. “I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.'” And if you’re curious how her boyfriend, Freddie Green, feels about all this, he said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” They use Madge's gif! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Girl I feel ya. Back in my days of chugging Mountain Dew I probably would have popped my mussy just to pop a can of soda myself. Have you seen OITNB????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I don't understand a single thing about this thread. The title alone is a gramatical nightmare for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarmSmile Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 He wishes! Have you seen OITNB????? Oh shit I thought the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CzarnaWisnia Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 this is a world event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medoner Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Well she is bigger than madge what did you expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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