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Mormon Parents Fear Bouncy Hot Dog Inflatable Will “Turn Son Gay”

Prepare to see this toy on a "Things That Made Me Gay" listicle in 20 years.

by Matthew Tharrett 8/4/2015

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The innocent and hilarious children’s bouncy toy above has the power to turn children gay, according to two Mormon parents who forbade one cool uncle from buying it for their son over fear he may develop gayness after bouncing on it.

A self-described ex-Mormon uncle shared the story on Reddit, saying his sister and brother-in-law accused him of “pushing a gay agenda” by purchasing their 7-year-old (the man’s nephew) the inflatable hot dog bouncy toy above.

“It’s a hot dog that kids bounce on and it looks nothing like a penis. That is how riled up Mormons are about homosexuality,” he wrote. “It never crossed my mind that it looked like a penis because I’m no longer a sexually suppressed Mormon cult member.”

The man claims he bought the toy because it somehow helps “kids having social issues,” one of which is his nephew.

Fortunately for the nephew, it sounds like mom may have had the last word, and he was able to keep his cool, non-phallic inflatable hot dog bouncer that actually looks like it could be a ton of fun. Go mom!

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Guest Pud Whacker

:rotfl:

the ridiculousness of it all!

a bouncy toy will turn their son gay? its obviously coming from the father who wants to suck dong. introduce me to this family, i will tell them to their face. or bung. :ass:

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Guest bluejean

It's actually teaching him to hold two dicks at once by the looks of it

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That boy got some riding potential.

One day he would ride dicks till they cum. Amen.

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Poor homos they are born in those religious whackjob families. :(

My friend works in a preschool and some of those kids you can tell instantly they are homosexual, and some of the parents are aware and give instructions that their child is not allowed to dress up in 'girls' clothes or play with 'girls' toys. :doodlemanson:

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you laugh about this, but it´s actually really sad...I agree with jacket, poor gay children that have these type of parents

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I think that's what made me a fag

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