Cody Banks Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 What It Feels Like For A Rat Rats Tried To Welcome Me I'd Rather Be Your Rodent Rats (Not For Me) Me Against The Rats (ft Ratney Spears) Drowned Rat/Substitute For Pesticide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macromad Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 This is not funny rat all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilt Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 it doesn't pay to be a runaway rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilt Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 She needs a Rebel Pussy STAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 How random! And she basically lives in that bathroom when she's home, shivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Ooh now I read the rats not real... Ffs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerGirl Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Even her rats are getting media exposure. The impacT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciccone's Cheeks Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 What I actually found more creepy/disturbing was the fact that *right before that 'rat' appered, she stated she was STILL a Britney loon and *willing to do another duet wit her her...WTF lmao. You so know if she was asked by Katy, Rihanna, even Taylor! she'd still piss away her pipes and a day out of her life and legacy over them and record something again w/ that 'mouse'keteer robot. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciccone's Cheeks Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Love how some people on You Tube r saying it was a 'reflection' of the paper she was throwing. LOL. Um...there's a way better chance someone there (w/ Ms 'possible' prior knowledge) was playing a practical joke than that NOT being a real fcking rat! lol. Everything about....'it' looked like the real deal :#. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Oh no. There really is nothing worse, I had mice in my last home and they shattered my nerves. I was terrified of them. They're fucking difficult to get rid of as well, even with big fuck off industrial exterminators that Madge could afford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini1313 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 lol @ the ratgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5iVe Elements Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini1313 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 SHALE101, after a second watch I can clearly see that it is NOT A RAT at all, but you are absolutely right, it is in fact the paper she just threw over her shoulder. I feel so stupid for not catching that ! I just woke up from a fuzzy dream........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moka Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Of course it's the paper, I thought it was clear for everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eu4ria Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonoka Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 ...But will it affect the tour dates??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael. Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I actually thought this was true til I watched the video proper!! I was going to say WTF! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
promise to try Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I can´t believe this is on the news in my country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 lol I'm telling you this topic is why its making the news! I've seen it before that things get spread, starting from this forum lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnino Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 lol I'm telling you this topic is why its making the news! I've seen it before that things get spread, starting from this forum lmao. The Power of Madonnanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMySoul Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I hope she adds a rodent section to the tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtzlplk Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Madonna on Edge: Go Inside Her Real-life RAT NIGHTMARE! By [/size]Rachel Pilcher[/size] | [/size]omg[/size] – [/size]3 hours ago In the nearly twenty minute interactive chat video from May 2, Madonna let her fans into her home by answering their most pressing questions..but fans were also invited into Madonna's private hell: her rat infested home! Fans can view the rat at 9:54 run across her bathroom floor. "Madonna has not been sleeping at all; her world is falling apart because of the [infestation]." a source from inside Madonna's home says. "There are hundreds of rats running in and out of her million dollar row home." One of the "hundreds" of rats in Madonna's home! "Mercy and David, her two adopted children, both want to move back to Malawi, since they did not sign up for this in their home. Lourdes moved out for good once she went away to college, and her son Rocco is never home--he stays with friends seven days a week because his friends all joke about his superstar mom's "Fievel den." Our source says that Rocco's friends have bullied Madonna by calling her home the "Fievel den." She is devastated. Another member of the house effected by the rat nightmare? Her precious pooch Olga! "[Olga's] days are numbered! Each member of the household must contribute something to Madonna's household--it's just how she is--and Olga has not been helping at all with the rat infestation. [Madonna] is looking to replace Olga with a cat! She has even reached out to pal Taylor Swift with questions, since she knows Taylor has so many." Madonna's dog Olga is about to be the hottest girl on the STREET after Madonna replaces her for a cat. So how did Madonna's rat problem reach a boiling point? "Madonna has been very sad and manic recently. She spends hours in her bathroom just crying while eating pizza and drinking rosé. It is the lowest point in her life. The rats moved in since Madonna would leave the pizza out while she dozed off her sadness." "Many people think the songs on Rebel Heart like Joan of Arc and Heartbreak City are about her past lovers--but they are about the rats that have taken over her home and her life!," our expert source adds. Reps for Madonna have not responded to inquiries about her infestation, but it looks as if it should be another exciting week at the Cicconne household. We hear that this week Madonna's home will undergo an extermination. Good luck Madge! this is the most humorous write up I've ever read about this rat nonsense... Thanks Stephen... I needed the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Music Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It doesn't look like a paper... Yet it is, it happens several times in the video as she threw the questions away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 My mom knew Madonna had a mouse in her home from Wendy Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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