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MADONNA "AT WAR" WITH DRAKE

Pop Queen throws down the gauntlet on Instagram; calls Drake a "little baby bitch"

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Madonna has thrown down the gauntlet towards Drake on instagram this week, letting her fans know that it's "time to go to war" after the rapper changed the lyrics to his song, "Madonna," to " Rihanna." This comes after Madonna poked fun at Drake being a girl and that he begged her to kiss him.

Sources close to the pop queen have confirmed that Madonna is harassing Drake with phone calls early in the morning. She has also been sending Drake diapers, baby food, and Degrassi DVDs replaced with hardcore pornography.

"Madonna thinks that Drake is being a "little baby bitch," our source says. She got a gold chain made by Givenchy that says it and has sent one to Drake as well." "She has also planned a scathing video for her new Rebel Heart Tour where an effigy of Drake is pelted by soiled baby diapers to the tune of a new song "Autotune Baby Bitch."

The Queen of Pop has been on high alert since there was a rat spotted in her mansion as well.

"Madonna knows that Drake sent the rat into her bathroom," our source said, adding that "[Madonna] had it killed on the spot and turned into candies for Drake--from her dates with Drake she knows that he loves his candy and chocolates and spends hours a day eating them to feel pampered."

"Madonna is ready to rage war with Drake. She wants to see him cry."

Well that shouldn't be too hard! We wouldn't want Madge on our bad side!

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/25/drake-picks-rihanna-over-madonna-during-concert-little-baby-bitch

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I have a different opinion. Can't you respect it? You are funny and have a lot of comic talent, but you are sometimes a bore and incredibly bitchy. Relax and accept that sometimes people don't agree with you.

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I have a different opinion. Can't you respect it? You are funny and have a lot of comic talent, but you are sometimes a bore and incredibly bitchy. Relax and accept that sometimes people don't agree with you.

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u take everything too seriously darlin

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Madonna Disser Drake Will Play To Several Empty Seats In Detroit: Can Rihanna Help?

Poor Drake. Not only did his Coachella performance receive awful reviews, but it appears that people just aren’t interested in seeing him perform. Well, that’s at least the case in Detroit. Wednesday evening’s performance is far from sold out. In fact, judging by ticket availability at Ticketmaster, Drake may have to give away tickets to the show.

Several searches for ticket pairs gives you the choice to sit very close to the stage. In fact, a search for eight Drake tickets next to each other shows that premium floor seats are still available.

This means that many rows could be almost empty, or at least half empty. If you want to buy cheaper tickets in the yellow section, there are so many available that you may want to check for people giving them away at the show. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the show won’t make money; it will. But for the man who prides himself into being the boss of hip hop music, this is definitely a disappointment.

Drake’s Coachella performance, which received terrible reviews, is perhaps part of the reason ticket sales are so bad. Consequence of Sound asked if Drake was the worst Coachella headliner in history.

“Drake’s Coachella debut featured high-profile cameos from Madonna and Nicki Minaj, and also indirectly led to Justin Bieber getting put in a stranglehold. But the reviews of Drake’s own performance have been anything but kind, and that’s including the rapper’s own personal opinion.”

The most memorable part of Drake’s Coachella performance had nothing to do with the music. Both he and Madonna teased a kiss for month on Instagram. When Madonna actually kissed him, Drake gave a look of disgust. While some in the media defended Drake (and even accused Madonna of sexually assaulting him), others slammed Drake for shaming Madonna during the stunt, which many believe both of them had planned. Madonna, herself, revealed that Drake asked her to kiss him for months.

Drake thought that replacing the name “Madonna” with “Rihanna” in the song he wrote about the Material Girl would help him. Perhaps Drake failed to realize that Rihanna isn’t exactly current; her two latest singles “American Oxygen” and “Bi*ch Better Have My Money” were major flops. While Madonna didn’t exactly win any new fans with the stunt, Drake obviously hasn’t either. It will be interesting to see what stunts Drake comes up with to help poor ticket sales over the next couple of months.

[Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images]

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2122619/madonna-disser-drake-will-play-to-several-empty-seats-in-detroit-can-rihanna-help/#eQX2Hx2oupXSkODw.99

BYE DRAKE!!!

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Stephen :lmao::rotfl:

I didn't write this one! It's a real article...unless you are talking about the "at war" one which I did write :lol:

I think you can tell mine are complete JOKES cause they are over the top ridiculous.

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I didn't write this one! It's a real article :lol:

I think you can tell mine are complete JOKES cause they are over the top ridiculous.

I knew that. I was laughing at your original article with the diapers and Auto-tune baby. I was just late seeing it. :lol:

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I knew that. I was laughing at your original article with the diapers and Auto-tune baby. I was just late seeing it. :lol:

HAHAHA yessss!! so funny

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I didn't write this one! It's a real article...unless you are talking about the "at war" one which I did write :lol:

I think you can tell mine are complete JOKES cause they are over the top ridiculous.

Stephen, looks like you may have to preface every legit article you post with "I did not write this one!" :laugh:

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Madonna Disser Drake Will Play To Several Empty Seats In Detroit: Can Rihanna Help?

Poor Drake. Not only did his Coachella performance receive awful reviews, but it appears that people just aren’t interested in seeing him perform. Well, that’s at least the case in Detroit. Wednesday evening’s performance is far from sold out. In fact, judging by ticket availability at Ticketmaster, Drake may have to give away tickets to the show.

Several searches for ticket pairs gives you the choice to sit very close to the stage. In fact, a search for eight Drake tickets next to each other shows that premium floor seats are still available.

This means that many rows could be almost empty, or at least half empty. If you want to buy cheaper tickets in the yellow section, there are so many available that you may want to check for people giving them away at the show. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the show won’t make money; it will. But for the man who prides himself into being the boss of hip hop music, this is definitely a disappointment.

Drake’s Coachella performance, which received terrible reviews, is perhaps part of the reason ticket sales are so bad. Consequence of Sound asked if Drake was the worst Coachella headliner in history.

“Drake’s Coachella debut featured high-profile cameos from Madonna and Nicki Minaj, and also indirectly led to Justin Bieber getting put in a stranglehold. But the reviews of Drake’s own performance have been anything but kind, and that’s including the rapper’s own personal opinion.”

The most memorable part of Drake’s Coachella performance had nothing to do with the music. Both he and Madonna teased a kiss for month on Instagram. When Madonna actually kissed him, Drake gave a look of disgust. While some in the media defended Drake (and even accused Madonna of sexually assaulting him), others slammed Drake for shaming Madonna during the stunt, which many believe both of them had planned. Madonna, herself, revealed that Drake asked her to kiss him for months.

Drake thought that replacing the name “Madonna” with “Rihanna” in the song he wrote about the Material Girl would help him. Perhaps Drake failed to realize that Rihanna isn’t exactly current; her two latest singles “American Oxygen” and “Bi*ch Better Have My Money” were major flops. While Madonna didn’t exactly win any new fans with the stunt, Drake obviously hasn’t either. It will be interesting to see what stunts Drake comes up with to help poor ticket sales over the next couple of months.

[Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images]

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2122619/madonna-disser-drake-will-play-to-several-empty-seats-in-detroit-can-rihanna-help/#eQX2Hx2oupXSkODw.99

BYE DRAKE!!!

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THE POWER!!!!!!!

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