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Florida Macy's Shoplifter Tried To Escape By Smearing Poop on Employee's Faces

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Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces, police say

Macy's shoplifting suspect arrested in Coral Springs

Author: Peter Burke, Managing Editor, pburke@local10.com
Published On: Dec 24 2014 11:54:54 AM EST Updated On: Dec 24 2014 11:57:39 PM EST

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.

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:lmao::zombie:

What IS it with Florida? There must be an article about the Florida effect somewhere.

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:lmao::zombie:

What IS it with Florida? There must be an article about the Florida effect somewhere.

It has something to do with its nearness to the Bermuda Triangle:

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Miami is a great place.....

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Horrible! :doodlemanson:

Did she 'poop' on demand? Or was it already out and hanging in her pants?

Also what kind of professional news service uses "poop"? :confused:

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is it easy to put a hand in pants and get some caca? what kind of ppl are they?

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This is so fucked up, I love it! :lmao:

Gotta love Florida! <3 Fucked up people everywhere! I used to live there and man...those days were...interesting to say the least.

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is it easy to put a hand in pants and get some caca? what kind of ppl are they?

Flordians

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And Florida keeps on giving...

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This is a really shitty story.

But I mean, really... so she had already pooped her pants and maybe she was stealing some new underwear? Or did she just decide to poop after being confronted to use it as a weapon? :lmao: Absolutely loony.

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Aww, Phil, come here. I'll make you feel better.

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I swear since I moved to south Florida I've seen all sorts of crazy and this doesn't surprise me one bit. I've been to that mall in Coral Springs and it is ghetto.

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Aww, Phil, come here. I'll make you feel better.

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:rotfl: :ROTFL:

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No ones ever done this before? I was in a fight with a dude once. He was hitting me pretty hard. I put my hands in my pants stuck fingers in ass and pulled out some shit and smeared it all over his face.

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