XXL Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I am a children's book author. You're beautiful and you're books are #1 on the NY Times best-sellers list 2m copies sold worldwide so far Perfect attire as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollhouse Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'm about to film my new movie It's called I'm Breathless oh and a STUDIO album with the same name.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijah Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I m currently on my new tour in 3 years. I am also the most hated woman on earth. Seriously, there are books dedicated to hating me. And why? Because ooops I didnt know I couldnt talk about sex... I may even write on this subject on my next album? Also I m experimenting with ladies... While having boyfriends on the side. I have allowed my brother to direct my show. Little did I know he ll backstab me in 15 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 :sassy: :sassy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruey Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'm 29 and on a world tour in support of my hugely successful album True Blue. Also, I'm physically at my fittest I've ever been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I won the Golden Globe, beating the talentless Frances McDormand. I can tell presenter Nicole Kidman just loves me. I missed out on an Academy Award nomination and yet they let in the wooden Emily Watson for a movie that director Lars von Trier wanted me to star in. I go to the Oscars and do what I usually do anyway - SING and cut my fringe in a fit of pique. At least I won for best song. Only Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice wouldn't let me steal a writers credit for putting in 3 words. You MUST love meeeeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I`m 41 and so in love! Just met this English dude, I just know this guy was meant for me and I was meant for him. He`s this hot new director. With his help I will finally get my Oscar nomination, cause I just signed to play a violin teacher in this super-prestigious big Hollywood production. I just know after all the awards I collected for my last album, I will finally get the artistic recognition as an actress as well. I'm 42 I just released my new single Music and it's gone straight to number 1! I'm still so cool and spunky after all these years. I think US is going to love me forever, I might even challenge them a bit with my new album, see how they take ;-) oh... i'm pregnat again! oh...and thanks madryan....i'm almost 39 too so.... I'm about to be 39. as i don't want to think that i'm approaching 40s and that my boobs are falling i became all spiritual!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I am a children's book author. poor Larkspur!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigi Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I am the most beautiful woman in the word and I thinking about having a baby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasticlimbo Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 love this thread Liz is always a bitch like M ! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITG Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm 41 and popped out a little baby called Rocco that I concieved with my horned up big cocked English director boyfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luin Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm in my Bedtime Stories phase - I'll never be a saint, it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 oh...and thanks madryan....i'm almost 39 too so.... as i don't want to think that i'm approaching 40s and that my boobs are falling i became all spiritual!!!! No worries! Next year we get to dance all night without bras! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm in my Bedtime Stories phase - I'll never be a saint, it's true Yes, I am also here. Slaying this outfit and about to have Courtney Love's compact flying at my head ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ares1987 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Im 27 years HEALTHY AND BEAUTIFUL Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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