JayMac Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 So true. Only 15 or 16 songs and only a handful of the big hits. I heard casual fans were walking out during Holiday and Justify my Love down under so they could make it home before the dingoes came to steal their babies. Bahahahah!!!! I just spit out my coffee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayMac Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) IDIOT. Edited October 2, 2014 by JayMac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 more nice words from diplo @diplo "Madonna has stayed relevant for 30 years and is still fresh." #CMOclubSummit pic.twitter.com/UsSoVcjx2V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Coffin Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Has Diplo tasted her suga....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traditional Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 No, hes dating with katy perry. Younger and more beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traditional Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 No, hes dating with katy perry. Younger and more beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YannBouch Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 No, hes dating with katy perry. Younger and more beautiful. Katy Perry is gorgeous but come on............................ I don't mind Diplo and madonna together, not like a couple but friend with benefits!! He can challenge her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YannBouch Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) Before, people were touring to sales the albums, now they make albums to sell the tour!!! Simple fact in pop industry! Edited October 2, 2014 by YannBouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5iVe Elements Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Diplo can taste my sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dream Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Diplo can taste my sugar Is it raw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini1313 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 lets drink some wine, burgundy is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Before, people were touring to sales the albums, now they make albums to sell the tour!!! Simple fact in pop industry! Oh wow, didn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples388 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Oh wow, didn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 “Just One More Wank Could Kill Me” Admits Avicii EDM-country crossover star Avicii has blamed a “chronic porn addiction” for the current health issues which have seen the twenty five year old Swede put his music career temporarily on hold. Speaking from his plush Los Angeles mansion, the two times Grammy nominated producer emotionally revealed that he had no choice but to take a break for music after doctors warned him of the serious long term health issue associated with a porn addiction. “Porn was always a way for me to escape the mundane reality of life,” admitted Avicii, real name Tim Bergling. “It’s tough growing up in Sweden, we have long dark winters where it can be very hard to leave your house so, for me, the best way to deal with this was porn and the obvious masturbation that goes with it.” “When I first broke onto the music scene I temporarily forgot porn. I had girls throwing themselves at me so I literally just didn’t have enough time or penises to even think about porn or jacking off,” continued a reminiscent Avicii. “Things were going great for me, I was healthy, my success was growing and for the first time in my life I had enough money to make sure I had clean underpants on everyday. Things couldn’t have got any better.” “Then one day, about a year ago, I was feeling a bit down after listening to the mastered version of my album True so I decided to watch some porn,” he continued with a regretful tone. “At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget fucking a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.” “It was all downhill from that day,” he admitted ruefully. “I’ve definitely watched some stuff that I’m not proud off. There’s something about sitting in a hotel room watching a middle aged, over weight woman sticking a pool cue so far up a skinny nineteen year old guy’s ass that it’s practically coming out of his mouth, that makes you pause for a moment and think ‘hey is this really the route I want my life to take?'” “I think that’s when I knew I had a problem so I decided to go see a doctor,” continued Bergling. “They didn’t pull any punches with me, for which I’m very grateful, they just laid it all out on the table and told me the dangers I faced. The most worrying thing I found out was that I was about two masturbation sessions away from actually pulling my penis off.” “The thought of losing little Eddie Halliwell, my name for my penis, is what made me want to clean up my act, my bed sheets and my internet browsing history,” he said determinedly. “I’m doing well. I’m taking baby steps but I’m getting there. I lost a lot of weight because I was burning so many calories and losing so many fluids with all the jacking off I was doing but I’m slowly putting it back on and my right arm has never been stronger.” Avicii’s management have confirmed the star hopes to make a return to the music industry early next year with a brand new album inspired by his battle with porn addiction and featuring collaborations with Paris Hilton, Benny Banassi and Snoop Dogg to be released next March. Source: http://wundergroundmusic.com/just-one-more-wank-could-kill-me-admits-avicii/ OMG! I wish it were true! EDDIE HALLIWELL! Midget porn! It was it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Serious question. Why are there so many newbies recently? Did one of the inferior forums close down? Or is all this hashtagging Miley and Katy Perry starting to, er, pay off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 I felt a bit sad for that newbie that was a Katy Perry fan and tried to shade Madonna.... Nobody even answered him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Who was that? Can you repost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Oh, Traditional. Well I bet Madonna is a better fuck than Katy Perry. Her personality screams starfish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traditional Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Ovviously, madonna is a better fuck than katy perry. Shes much more atractive but not more beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Traditional tries to redeem itself. You do realise we are NON Traditional around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 Traditional, please tell us a bit about yourself. What do you like more about Katy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 The day you come back to this thread for exclusive info, and you just learn that a guy call traditional find katy perry more beautiful than Madonna... God I hate this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 just two days ago i was with my earphones listening to the glorious Erotica while entering in a pub and suddenly ROAR, coming from the pub, overlapped the line "i'll hit you like a truck.......aaahhhh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jan Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Ovviously, madonna is a better fuck than katy perry. Shes much more atractive but not more beautiful I should be certified for answering this but you are not making any sense. How can someone be much more attractive but not more beautiful ? Plus, what on earth has this got to do with Madonna's new album ? O'h well, hardly anything has made sense in this thread lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traditional Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 ....... Please kill me, tell me you are just KIDDING. A beautiful person is a person who has PRETTY FACE. Katy perry has a prettier face that madge. #FirstConcept An ATTRACTIVE PERSON is a person who s got ( not necesary a pretty face) but s got an interesting attitude and a good body, charisma, presence.... #Secondconcept Madonna is attractive. Not pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CzarnaWisnia Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallbagsAtDawn Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Attractive is attractive - pretty is boring as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 ....... Please kill me, tell me you are just KIDDING. A beautiful person is a person who has PRETTY FACE. Katy perry has a prettier face that madge. #FirstConcept An ATTRACTIVE PERSON is a person who s got ( not necesary a pretty face) but s got an interesting attitude and a good body, charisma, presence.... #Secondconcept Madonna is attractive. Not pretty Where would we be if we didn't have you here to educate us on these matters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 A beautiful person is a person who has PRETTY FACE. Katy perry has a prettier face that madge. #FirstConcept As i said many times, Katy Perry is just this regular girl that has had so many tricks done with make up and things... but she's just so plain.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I think I preferred Madonna fans hating Rescue Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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