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well...keep insisting and take a look at The Lounge to talk about silly stuffs....and pics.......

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Ramon like in Romy and Michelle? Oh Ramon!!!

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Ramon like in Romy and Michelle? Oh Ramon!!!

hi barney!!!!

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Ramon like in Romy and Michelle? Oh Ramon!!!

I do not know these people :huh:

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If you think MDNA was rushed, watch "the girlie show".:)

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Ramon you're English is great! Welcome!

Don't be nervous, we don't bite. Well only in the lounge. :lmao:

There's vicious bitches everywhere on this forum, what are you talking about?

Which is why I love it here :lol:

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If you think MDNA was rushed, watch "the girlie show".:)

So true. Only 15 or 16 songs and only a handful of the big hits. I heard casual fans were walking out during Holiday and Justify my Love down under so they could make it home before the dingoes came to steal their babies.

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Roisin Murphy hasn't released a new studio album since 2007. We Madonna fans should be thankful :newspaper::shutup::(:smile:

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I do not know these people :huh:

Romy and Michelle the movie! Its amazing. x

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Romy and Michelle the movie! Its amazing. x

One of my all time favorite movies!!! They were giving it at a bar I was in recently while I was with this guy I'm dating and it was just hilarious cause the bartender and I were having a BLAST watching and he was like, "what? I've never seen this"

LOVE the Madonna prom outfits!!

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Roisin Murphy hasn't released a new studio album since 2007. We Madonna fans should be thankful :newspaper::shutup::(:smile:

No, but a million songs/singles and an Italian EP. ;)

Anyway I can't believe it's October and we still don't know shit about the Madonna album - no track list, album name, release date…she was really fucking with us all year long. Hilarious (kinda).

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Oh god how love Roisin!! I'm so excited that there's gonna be a new album from her next year!!

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So true. Only 15 or 16 songs and only a handful of the big hits. I heard casual fans were walking out during Holiday and Justify my Love down under so they could make it home before the dingoes came to steal their babies.

lol....

And a double lol at the comments on Madonna's Miley pic on Instagram today...

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MDNA was being planned in 2011!!!

She took some of the chography, the song mixes and attitude from the Super Bowl....and used it in MDNAtour!

The MDNA album was certainly "rushed" even Orbit was a "last minute" addition in order to come up with a full album....but the tour was in the planning WELL in advance!

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Let me say this one more time for y'all to read: WHEN I SAID RUSHED, I MEANT RUSHED SO SOON AFTER the MDNA album DEBUTED SO SHE HAD VERY VERY LITTLE TIME TO PROMOTE MDNA.

I am not talking about the motherfucking planning of that motherfucking show!!!!

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So have I missed anything or are we just bantering about rumors still?

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Not even rumor banter. It's just random banter :manson:

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Some people here are too stupid to respond to. Honestly. I don't even think it's to do with age. I can't even?

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“Just One More Wank Could Kill Me” Admits Avicii

EDM-country crossover star Avicii has blamed a “chronic porn addiction” for the current health issues which have seen the twenty five year old Swede put his music career temporarily on hold.

Speaking from his plush Los Angeles mansion, the two times Grammy nominated producer emotionally revealed that he had no choice but to take a break for music after doctors warned him of the serious long term health issue associated with a porn addiction.

“Porn was always a way for me to escape the mundane reality of life,” admitted Avicii, real name Tim Bergling. “It’s tough growing up in Sweden, we have long dark winters where it can be very hard to leave your house so, for me, the best way to deal with this was porn and the obvious masturbation that goes with it.”

“When I first broke onto the music scene I temporarily forgot porn. I had girls throwing themselves at me so I literally just didn’t have enough time or penises to even think about porn or jacking off,” continued a reminiscent Avicii. “Things were going great for me, I was healthy, my success was growing and for the first time in my life I had enough money to make sure I had clean underpants on everyday. Things couldn’t have got any better.”

“Then one day, about a year ago, I was feeling a bit down after listening to the mastered version of my album True so I decided to watch some porn,” he continued with a regretful tone. “At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget fucking a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.”

“It was all downhill from that day,” he admitted ruefully. “I’ve definitely watched some stuff that I’m not proud off. There’s something about sitting in a hotel room watching a middle aged, over weight woman sticking a pool cue so far up a skinny nineteen year old guy’s ass that it’s practically coming out of his mouth, that makes you pause for a moment and think ‘hey is this really the route I want my life to take?'”

“I think that’s when I knew I had a problem so I decided to go see a doctor,” continued Bergling. “They didn’t pull any punches with me, for which I’m very grateful, they just laid it all out on the table and told me the dangers I faced. The most worrying thing I found out was that I was about two masturbation sessions away from actually pulling my penis off.”

“The thought of losing little Eddie Halliwell, my name for my penis, is what made me want to clean up my act, my bed sheets and my internet browsing history,” he said determinedly. “I’m doing well. I’m taking baby steps but I’m getting there. I lost a lot of weight because I was burning so many calories and losing so many fluids with all the jacking off I was doing but I’m slowly putting it back on and my right arm has never been stronger.”

Avicii’s management have confirmed the star hopes to make a return to the music industry early next year with a brand new album inspired by his battle with porn addiction and featuring collaborations with Paris Hilton, Benny Banassi and Snoop Dogg to be released next March.

Source: http://wundergroundmusic.com/just-one-more-wank-could-kill-me-admits-avicii/

Edited by Crazy4MadonnaVzla

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I hope there's some Spanish influence on the new album. Hopefully not like "Spanish Lesson" though (no hate).

If you think MDNA was rushed, watch "the girlie show". :)

This is crazy talk. How was TGS rushed?

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“Just One More Wank Could Kill Me” Admits Avicii

EDM-country crossover star Avicii has blamed a “chronic porn addiction” for the current health issues which have seen the twenty five year old Swede put his music career temporarily on hold.

Speaking from his plush Los Angeles mansion, the two times Grammy nominated producer emotionally revealed that he had no choice but to take a break for music after doctors warned him of the serious long term health issue associated with a porn addiction.

“Porn was always a way for me to escape the mundane reality of life,” admitted Avicii, real name Tim Bergling. “It’s tough growing up in Sweden, we have long dark winters where it can be very hard to leave your house so, for me, the best way to deal with this was porn and the obvious masturbation that goes with it.”

“When I first broke onto the music scene I temporarily forgot porn. I had girls throwing themselves at me so I literally just didn’t have enough time or penises to even think about porn or jacking off,” continued a reminiscent Avicii. “Things were going great for me, I was healthy, my success was growing and for the first time in my life I had enough money to make sure I had clean underpants on everyday. Things couldn’t have got any better.”

“Then one day, about a year ago, I was feeling a bit down after listening to the mastered version of my album True so I decided to watch some porn,” he continued with a regretful tone. “At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget fucking a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.”

“It was all downhill from that day,” he admitted ruefully. “I’ve definitely watched some stuff that I’m not proud off. There’s something about sitting in a hotel room watching a middle aged, over weight woman sticking a pool cue so far up a skinny nineteen year old guy’s ass that it’s practically coming out of his mouth, that makes you pause for a moment and think ‘hey is this really the route I want my life to take?'”

“I think that’s when I knew I had a problem so I decided to go see a doctor,” continued Bergling. “They didn’t pull any punches with me, for which I’m very grateful, they just laid it all out on the table and told me the dangers I faced. The most worrying thing I found out was that I was about two masturbation sessions away from actually pulling my penis off.”

“The thought of losing little Eddie Halliwell, my name for my penis, is what made me want to clean up my act, my bed sheets and my internet browsing history,” he said determinedly. “I’m doing well. I’m taking baby steps but I’m getting there. I lost a lot of weight because I was burning so many calories and losing so many fluids with all the jacking off I was doing but I’m slowly putting it back on and my right arm has never been stronger.”

Avicii’s management have confirmed the star hopes to make a return to the music industry early next year with a brand new album inspired by his battle with porn addiction and featuring collaborations with Paris Hilton, Benny Banassi and Snoop Dogg to be released next March.

Source: http://wundergroundmusic.com/just-one-more-wank-could-kill-me-admits-avicii/

FAKE

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If you think MDNA was rushed, watch "the girlie show". :)

IDIOT.

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Not even rumor banter. It's just random banter :manson:

:lmao: :lmao: HAHAHAAHAHAH

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No, but a million songs/singles and an Italian EP. ;)

Anyway I can't believe it's October and we still don't know shit about the Madonna album - no track list, album name, release dateshe was really fucking with us all year long. Hilarious (kinda).

:lmao: true. Her IG was a non-traditional promo and still only a few names that we believe are the names of the songs. :lmao:

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I hope there's some Spanish influence on the new album. Hopefully not like "Spanish Lesson" though (no hate).

Hope not. La Isla, Who's That Girl, Veras, all perfect. Don't know what happened with her Spanish during Lo Que Siente, Spanish Lesson, dreadful. :doodlemanson:

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Let me say this one more time for y'all to read: WHEN I SAID RUSHED, I MEANT RUSHED SO SOON AFTER the MDNA album DEBUTED SO SHE HAD VERY VERY LITTLE TIME TO PROMOTE MDNA.

I am not talking about the motherfucking planning of that motherfucking show!!!!

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Is that what Madonna will use as Rebelogetic Bitches' animated-gif iTunes album cover?

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