Guest whatatramp Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I called bullshit the moment they mentioned gummy bears and cookies. Doesn't sound like the M-Diet. hot tamales or nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 This bit cracked me up: 'Nonetheless, this branch of her career is supported by Rebuilt Records, a new record label. Madonna's neighbor artists are the likes of Australian pop princess Kylie Minogue, this caused the rumors regarded the premonition of a future collaboration between the two divas.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Spirit Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I bet Kylie wrote this shit. I swear I saw her saying 'tremendous' somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm Yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSD Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 is that translated from Hungarian? I love fake articles that make it seem like English is Madonna's recent second language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijah Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 wtf is this atrocity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CzarnaWisnia Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 between this and the La isla bonita "dubplate", I find this more entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dream Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I got invited inside Madonna's mansion to interview her and the first thing I see when I walked into the room she was supposedly in, Madonna, sitting on her throne — literally — and she was surprisingly excited to tell us all about what went down yesterday. Madonna sits on a "literal throne" in her house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madonnasuperfan01 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I knew it was bullshit as soon as i saw it was from that shithole ATRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumholegeorge Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was so excited for about 4 seconds, thinking "What.. Nooooooooo, what have I missed since Friday" I even went hunting for the song before I read past the first few lines... .....Ugggggggg! Meh.. and pffffffff... The throne bit was too much.... Did the imagined interview start with Madonna on the Toilet with her smuggs round her ankles, with an unpleasant odour of Marcobiotic nutritional waste filling the lavvy...! If this conversation ever actually occurred, its clear the interviewer was talking to an imposter, possibly an Eastern European drag queen in a "borrowed for the day" Pre fab on the Old Kent Road..... When will we ever hear something concrete... I`ve been on Vallium since the beginning of June...... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CzarnaWisnia Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Madonna sits on a "literal throne" in her house yeah it's in her bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeRV Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I stopped after reading Madonna's mansion and gummy bear candy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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