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Madonna Turns Up For Jury Duty, then is released because she was a distraction


markm

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could you imagine it though

Person: "So the dna found at the crime scene matched john smith's"

Me: "Why did you cut Everybody from The Confessions Tour?"

Madonna: .....

LOVE IT!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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if lady gag had to turn up for jury duty, you can bet she will announce it to the world and dress up in the craziest costume. then she will do some stupid dance in front of the courthouse and there will be a few people watching and laughing, thinking it's the mating ritual of a swine. in the end, the court will eject her because she is too stupid and coked up to do jury duty.

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she's got such superstar written all over her in her walk and all

she doesn't react to anyone she just walks on with just a smile

:dramatic:

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if lady gag had to turn up for jury duty, you can bet she will announce it to the world and dress up in the craziest costume. then she will do some stupid dance in front of the courthouse and there will be a few people watching and laughing, thinking it's the mating ritual of a swine. in the end, the court will eject her because she is too stupid and coked up to do jury duty.

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Guest whatatramp

if lady gag had to turn up for jury duty, you can bet she will announce it to the world and dress up in the craziest costume. then she will do some stupid dance in front of the courthouse and there will be a few people watching and laughing, thinking it's the mating ritual of a swine. in the end, the court will eject her because she is too stupid and coked up to do jury duty.

she'd order pizza for the people outside

another video. She has so much style, even when she walks

http://youtu.be/SDwz4-N4SE8

QOL

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she looks like a cross between mj and anna farris

I was like, "she looks like the receptionist from Ally McBeal" but your idea is funnier! :lol:

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