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No test-mouse, Madonna's longings lost in the translation


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The newspaper USA Today has translated into English the partial text

of an interview Madonna did, through an interpreter, with the Budapest

newspaper Blikk, while she was in Hungary filming this Evita movie.

Here's a taste:

Blikk: Madonna, Budapest says hello with arms that are spread-eagled.

Did you have a visit here that was agreeable? Are you in good

odor?

Madonna: Thank you for saying these compliments (holds up hands).

Please stop with taking sensationalist photographs until I

have removed my garments for all to see (laughs). This is a

joke I have made.

Blikk: Madonna, let's cut toward the hunt: Are you a bold hussy-woman

that feasts on men who are tops?

Madonna: Yes, yes, this is certainly something that brings to the

surface my longings. In America, it is not considered to be

mentally ill when a woman advances on her prey in a

discotheque setting with hardy cocktails present.

Blikk: Is this how you met Carlos, your love-servant who is reputed?

... Were you dating many other people in your bed at the same

time?

Madonna: No, he was the only one I was dating in my bed then, so it is

a scientific fact that the babylb_icon1.png was made in my womb using him.

But as regards these questions, enough! I am a woman and not

a test-mouse! ...

Blikk: OK, here's a question from left space: What was your book Slut

about?

Madonna: It was called Sex, my book.

Blikk: Not in Hungary. Here it was called Slut ... .

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I died from 5 minutes of straight laughter.

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My favourite part is

MADONNA: No problem, friend that is a girl.

Because I know that Madonna really said 'NO PROBLEM GURLFRIEND' in a patronising/ironic tone. :rotfl:

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"This is a joke I have made."

Blikk: "Madonna, let's cut toward the hunt: Are you a bold hussy-woman
that feasts on men who are tops?"

Madonna: "Yes, yes, this is certainly something that brings to the
surface my longings."

:laugh:

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