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Post your ideas for non-traditional MDNA promo. I want this thread to be hilarity remixed please! I'll go first -

1. Throw in a copy of the MDNA album with the eventual MDNA Tour DVD (instead of a superfluous live disc - everyone can rip the audio from DVDs these days) and release the package as an MDNA Live reissue. This will ensure that all sales of the DVD will register as additional sales for the album.

See you in a year's time when MDNA will be back in the BB200 at Number 128. Guy O will be doing his "told you so" dance. :wow:

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Post your ideas for non-traditional MDNA promo. I want this thread to be hilarity remixed please! I'll go first -

1. Throw in a copy of the MDNA album with the eventual MDNA Tour DVD (instead of a superfluous live disc - everyone can rip the audio from DVDs these days) and release the package as an MDNA Live reissue. This will ensure that all sales of the DVD will register as additional sales for the album.

See you in a year's time when MDNA will be back in the BB200 at Number 128. Guy O will be doing his "told you so" dance. :wow:

No, not "MDNA Live." It will be called "MDNA: THE COLLECTION" and have an extra remix disc thrown in too. Gotta make sure to rack up those additional sales so no one can accuse the album of being inflated by free copies or "special promotional pricing." :think:

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Put all that hot air Guy O is spewing to good use- fill thousands of balloons with it, tie MDNA to the balloons and release them into the sky to fall on the public far and wide!

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Put all that hot air Guy O is spewing to good use- fill thousands of balloons with it, tie MDNA to the balloons and release them into the sky to fall on the public far and wide!

Oh my God :rotfl:

Just make sure there is a redemption code with every balloon :wow:

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Another idea:

Throw in a copy of MDNA with every shoe purchase from the Material Girl ALDO collection! As long as there is a redemption code of course. I'm sure the shoes will be above $50 anyway, so just factor in $5 for the album and that's it. Can you imagine the sales assistants?

uhhhmmm... would you like a copy of Madonna's brand new Number 1 album with your faux-leather thigh high boots, maaaa'am? :wow:

:wow:

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Oh my God :rotfl:

Just make sure there is a redemption code with every balloon :wow:

Fuck that...I was gonna say we charge every one of those mother fucking CD's to Roger Friedman's business account!

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Send Guy 0 on a marketing course - the "I manage the biggest female artist on the planet how do I maximise sales of one of the best albums she

has made without fucking it up completely" course should be appropriate

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Kiss her latest "successor" K80 Perry and Jessie J live on a performance of "I'm a Sinner/Beautiful Stranger" for the season premiere party show of The Real Housewives Of Orange County.

Do a special new commercial for the perfume with Nicki Minaj in a groundbreaking mash-up of "Superstar/Vogue" in the ultimate cross-promo tie in.

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Everytime you scan your credit card, you have to opt OUT of purchasing MDNA. Take THAT Guy O! Think big bitch or go home!

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Everytime you scan your credit card, you have to opt OUT of purchasing MDNA. Take THAT Guy O! Think big bitch or go home!

Okay I am dying here. :rotfl::lmao:

Someone post this on Guy O's Twatter!! It's the only way she'll overtake Thriller!

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1. Hand in letter of resignation.

2. Book flight to flee to remote country.

3. Never endeavor to fuck up a major pop stars career ever again - EVER.

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Release one single a month with the footage from MDNA tour. She has 15 more tracks in her bucket. Saturate her shit to death!

or

You can buy deluxe edition of MDNA, and get a free bottle of TOD at every Macy's nationwide. Cross-promotion works!

or

Value pack W./E. + MDNA for $9.99

or

Free MDNA album with every purchase of Smirnoff (doesn't matter what size)

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Design Madonna underwear in partnership with LA SENZA (cheap and cheerful highstreet brand, a la ALDO, H&M and Gap (all of which she's worked with before)) and of course get a copy of MDNA bundled up with every purchase of a bustier/basque/brassiere/pair of panties!

Kylie thought she had it right when she did LoveKylie but stupid bitch didn't add Fever onto her midget underwear now did she?

Non-traditional promo here we come!! :wow:

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:rotfl:

Or regular price WITHOUT W.E.

:lmao: or you can get $6.50 refund when you return W./E. DVD with a bag of barf.

Encourage all gay porn sites to add any song from MDNA as a background music.

or

Take over XTube with free MDNA download with every PPV porn.

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Release one single a month with the footage from MDNA tour. She has 15 more tracks in her bucket. Saturate her shit to death!

or

You can buy deluxe edition of MDNA, and get a free bottle of TOD at every Macy's nationwide. Cross-promotion works!

or

Value pack W./E. + MDNA for $9.99

or

Free MDNA album with every purchase of Smirnoff (doesn't matter what size)

OMG yes yes yes and YES!!!! Especially the Smirnoff bottle - all youngsteres are binge drinkers these days anyway. They'll be bombed when they go down the cornershop for that 2nd bottle of Smirnoff - they'd take anything that's free. In fact they may steal a few copies. Can you imagine the headlines: YOUTHS VANDALISE LOCAL ONE-STOP TO GET THEIR HANDS ON MADONNA'S MDNA!

Post it on Guy O's Twatter!

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OMG yes yes yes and YES!!!! Especially the Smirnoff bottle - all youngsteres are binge drinkers these days anyway. They'll be bombed when they go down the cornershop for that 2nd bottle of Smirnoff - they'd take anything that's free. In fact they may steal a few copies. Can you imagine the headlines: YOUTHS VANDALISE LOCAL ONE-STOP TO GET THEIR HANDS ON MADONNA'S MDNA!

Post it on Guy O's Twatter!

:lmao:

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Value pack in different formats (make all available to fleece the fans so they can get all different packaging):

MDNA Live 2012 Tour Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

MDNA Live 2012 Tour Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

MDNA Live 2012 Tour Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/W.E. Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

W.E. Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/W.E. Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

MADONA Live 2012 Tour Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

Okay, my brain hurts... but OMG I WANT THEM ALL!!!!! :manson::wow::clap:

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Value pack in different formats (make all available to fleece the fans so they can get all different packaging):

MDNA Live 2012 Tour DVD/MDNA CD

MDNA Live 2012 Tour DVD/Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

MADONA Live 2012 Tour DVD/Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Blu-Ray/Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

Truth or Dare Parfum/MDNA CD

OMG I WANT THEM ALL!!!!! :manson::wow::clap:

OMG, you make this sounds like Windows 7! :lmao:

Or

she can reshoot W./E. with every track from MDNA as a soundtrack. W./E. (MDNA Edition) I'm sure she'll be nominated for oscars.

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Special exclusive offer for carrier pigeon delivery to remote areas of the world like Afghanistan, Siberia, Antartica, Papau New Guinea, Australia...

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Now we know why the perfume was called Truth or Dare. :lmao: Digging that up to remind those under 25 her golden years was a masterstroke. She should even go out on a junket tour for it a la acting QoL Kate and Titanic. :wow: "Sandra Bernhard is much fatter now!"

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Now we know why the perfume was called Truth or Dare. :lmao: Digging that up to remind those under 25 her golden years was a masterstroke. She should even go out on a junket tour for it a la acting QoL Kate and Titanic. :wow: "Sandra Bernhard is much fatter now!"

:lmao::lmao:

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