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Introducing: MADEENNA.


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Some of Madeenna's genetic characteristics

* Child-friendly (shared with Esther)

* Burka-wearing and Muslim-friendly (thus the name Madeenna, as a tribute to Saudi Arabian fans)

* Sunglass sporting (shared with Demonna)

* Conservative (shared with Esther)

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Madeenna enjoying a leisurely day out in the sun.

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Madeenna protecting her modesty.

The exact date of birth of Madeenna is unknown but it is believed to have happened post-2003.

The circumstances surrounding her birth are shrouded in Kabbalistic mystery but historians believe that it is reminiscent of the birth of the alien/human hybrid in Alien Resurrection - in which Madeenna has traits from both Demonna (represented by the Alien Queen) and from Esther (represented by Ripley.)

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Madeenna (alien/human hybrid) bonding with Esther (Ripley).

The major difference between these two mythologies, of course, is that whilst the human/alien hybrid killed the Alien Queen since it recognised Ripley as its mother, Madeenna was unsuccessful in her attempt to kill Demonna as there have been sightings of Demonna in as late as 2009. In fact, it is speculated that Demonna may have killed Madeenna. Some scholars maintain, however, that Madeenna is still alive and well and that her next appearance will be at the Madonna World Tour 2012 concert in Abu Dhabi.

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Guest I'llTeachYouHowTo...

:rotfl:

TEAM DEMONNA :americanlife:

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that picture is EVERYTHAAAANG.

mybestfriendingridcasares not looking like an OSTRICH for once, and it captures madonna's 'cougar years' perfectly. this might have to become my new desktop wallpaper. :wow:

and DEAD at the original post. :lmao:

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I love Demonna. Great thread. I love the tie-ins to Alien/Ripley. Juxtaposition.

Demonna is my favorite Madonna because she is truly terrifying. She looks like Satan's hot bride.

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PS. Venice Film Festival = best Madonna looks EVER?

agreed. :wow:

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OMG COCO

AMAZEMENT

I'm dying here

:rotfl::lmao:

MADEENNAA!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

btw i'm not sure i believe madeenna bin ciccone is dead

i think she occasionally poses as esther for protection

something she mastered at the 'taqiyya' centre

More more more!

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leaving an eid al fitr gathering in tehran

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giving out 'dawah' invitations in miami

with the help of her daughter...loulwa

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