Jim34 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 My name is Madge I'll do your fitness tonight With anal bleaching darling Open tonight I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician I'm not a witch, I'm a tone technician With 10 dumbells all on site, you will gain more power I'm gonna change your life, Ill clear your fucked up bladder. Do sit ups, do as I say Do sit ups and you will fuck more gays I'll give you love, I'll make sure ur hard as fuck I'll give you love, I'll tighten up your stomach... My yoga moves off stage And i jump a lotta rope fuck off about my age you aint gonna cope If youre on time and your bodys not fragile Bend over baby, you better be agile We do nails and facials, 'til they're nice and soft And when your pits start to sweat, I'm gonna lick them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coked Up Baby Boy Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Madonna: Hard Candy [Deluxe Fitness Edition] 1. Give Steroids 2 Me 2. She's Not Fit 3. Devil Wouldn't Recognise You [so Slim Anthem] 4. Heartrate 5. Mile Run 6. 45 Minutes 7. Big Dumbell [Aka: Ring My Bell] 8. Across The Thigh Bonus song: 8. Cellulitation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avarice Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Lordy Lord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camacho Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Fagulous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples388 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Madonna: Hard Candy [Deluxe Fitness Edition] 1. Give Steroids 2 Me 2. She's Not Fit 3. Devil Wouldn't Recognise You [so Slim Anthem] 4. Heartrate 5. Mile Run 6. 45 Minutes 7. Big Dumbell [Aka: Ring My Bell] 8. Across The Thigh Bonus song: 8. Cellulitation Oh my God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannylex Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 My name is Madge I'll do your fitness tonight With anal bleaching darling Open tonight I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician I'm not a witch, I'm a tone technician With 10 dumbells all on site, you will gain more power I'm gonna change your life, Ill clear your fucked up bladder. Do sit ups, do as I say Do sit ups and you will fuck more gays I'll give you love, I'll make u hard as fuck I'll give you love, I'll tighten up your stomach... My yoga moves off stage And i jump a lotta rope fuck off about my age you aint gonna cope If youre on time and your bodys not fragile Bend over baby, you better be agile We do nails and facials, 'til they're nice and soft And when your pits start to sweat, I'm gonna lick them off. Best Ever, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic_system Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Why is everyone so shocked? She lived in a gym since 1984 so I'm actually surprised it took her so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky guy Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Mmmm, mmmm Say good-bye to drinking with friends And holidays in far off lands Say good-bye to having that brand new car She taught me that And I'm a MEMBER -never mind what it cost me My other kidney can function on its own I'm a MEMBER -sold my house to pay the fees I'm a MEMBERRR Inside I was a fan That could not get enough of her Outside, she looked for a way To make my wallet sing And I'm a MEMBER -never mind what it cost me My other kidney can function on its own I'm a MEMBER -sold my house to pay the fees I'm a MEMBERRR I learned to let go of every last dime I that I possessed I learned to let go (I even bought her H&M dress) And I'm a MEMBER ..fitness I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] Mmmmm... [i'm a MEMBER] Mmmmm... No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petr Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Official logo. It would make better HC cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMySoul Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 lol oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 told ya, shes done with music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky guy Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Mmmm, mmmm Say good-bye to drinking with friends And holidays in far off lands Say good-bye to having that brand new car She taught me that And I'm a MEMBER -never mind what it cost me My other kidney can function on its own I'm a MEMBER -sold my house to pay the fees I'm a MEMBERRR Inside I was a fan That could not get enough of her Outside, she looked for a way To make my wallet sing And I'm a MEMBER -never mind what it cost me My other kidney can function on its own I'm a MEMBER -sold my house to pay the fees I'm a MEMBERRR I learned to let go of every last dime I that I possessed I learned to let go (I even bought her H&M dress) And I'm a MEMBER ..fitness I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] Mmmmm... [i'm a MEMBER] Mmmmm... No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] No I've never been afraid to buy AND I finally have another reason why I'm a MEMBER[i'm a MEMBER] By the way to get the FULL EFFECT of this, you have to play 'I'll remember' on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0628NtGJAWQ and SING ALONG using MY LYRICS. Much HILARITY will DOUBTLESS ENSUE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai Papi Si. Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Only on MadonnaNation would this NON EVENT turn into a 4 page disaster where the forum's funniest members and the most humorless collide And only on MadonnaNation would Supernatural find a way to mention Fatney Beers and Sir Nana in THIS of all threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumble upon Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 You realize Madonna doesn't own/manage it and Guy just wanted a check to cash to let them use the name of her worst album? Well, should they open a facility in NY I would still definitely check it out. All the gyms around here are horrible, even the sports club/la gyms despite them having a hotel like atmosphere. WHo knows it may be everything I'm looking for in a gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I hope it makes more money than the album did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Stupid woman. This thread is THE BEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic_system Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Yeah she's sto stupid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ladyluck13 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I hope Australia gets one... I doubt it though.. Ill just have to work out in mexico city instead! hope we get our own dressers and hot dancers in the change rooms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gloriesbarcelona Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 urg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Its like an amusement park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY PIG Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 more hard work to make people forget shes actually a music artist what a waste of time and effort. safe to say shes done when it comes to making records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Well, if she didnt became a popstar i bet she would be a gym owner! In fact it must have always been her dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valhum Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Ok wow, i dunno if those are normal prices for a gym but fuck!! me in the ass with the prices. It has been reported in local papers that the inscription fee is 3500 pesos (300 USD) and a monthly fee of 160 USD uhmm WTF!!!! that is A LOT!!! now u KNOW that only rich guys will be there o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhot Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 @ all the fans having a meltdown because she's opening a fitness centre. Yeah sure, she's done. she'll never make more music again...with the state her "fans" are in,maybe that's a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic_system Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 @ all the fans having a meltdown because she's opening a fitness centre. Yeah sure, she's done. she'll never make more music again...with the state her "fans" are in,maybe that's a good thing. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannylex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 @ all the fans having a meltdown because she's opening a fitness centre. Yeah sure, she's done. she'll never make more music again...with the state her "fans" are in,maybe that's a good thing. Only Madonna fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoogieWoogie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Ok wow, i dunno if those are normal prices for a gym but fuck!! me in the ass with the prices. It has been reported in local papers that the inscription fee is 3500 pesos (300 USD) and a monthly fee of 160 USD uhmm WTF!!!! that is A LOT!!! now u KNOW that only rich guys will be there o_O ouch - well thats still better than the monthly payment that 'allaboutmadonna' were quoting to say it was...$700! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I agree It's good that some fans still find this new direction interesting. She may burp in a can and they would fly to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valhum Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Def, the same way there are fans that critizice her there are some that if she shits in a can and sell them would say she is so innovative and shit Anyway, i dont care she is openning a fitness center, just that fucking stupid awful name :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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