Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Well those fake lyrics are still better than; Example A; Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer, Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby You you you are, you you you are Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer) Example B; (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh) Example C; Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know) Lying that you’re sexing me (when everybody knows) It’s clear that you’re upset with me Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress Last man on the earth still couldn’t hit this You’re delusional, you’re delusional Boy you’re losing your mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest edsalas Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Well those fake lyrics are still better than; Example A; Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer, Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby You you you are, you you you are Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer) Example B; (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh) Example C; Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know) Lying that you’re sexing me (when everybody knows) It’s clear that you’re upset with me Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress Last man on the earth still couldn’t hit this You’re delusional, you’re delusional Boy you’re losing your mind And don't forget: "One two three Peter Paul and Mary, 3P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 And don't forget: "One two three Peter Paul and Mary, 3P. True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini1313 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Madonna - Boom (Feat. Mariah Carey & Whitney Houston) Madonna - Boom part II (feat. Janet Jackson & Kylie Minogue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 ^ I was going to also say Boom part III but thought nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feardesire Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 True And: Give it to me baby Like boom, boom, boom What I wa-wa-want Is what you wa-wa-want Na, na-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy You should Is you big enough? Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me And: Boom boom boom, gotta get-get Boom boom boom, gotta get-get Boom boom boom, gotta get-get Boom boom boom, gotta get-get Boom boom boom, now Boom boom boom, now Boom boom pow Boom boom pow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 And don't forget that artist who dared to sing this: If you do your homework (work) Maybe I will give you more (work) When you do your homework (work) Get up on the dancefloor (work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spazz Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Speaking of shitty lyrics : "i'm heavy like 1st day period." ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Pain Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I too don't get why it's so funny? these lyrics are so Madonna. it's just like her to use lyrics from her own old songs aka Hung Up. And don't forget: "One two three Peter Paul and Mary, 3P. songs about orgies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip The Switch Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Of course it's "believable" because whoever wrote this crap, took lyrics from her past songs and put it all in one song. ummm...Madonna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Genie0_0 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 But don't as good as Christina's upcoming single "Electric Chair" E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy I'm just feeling a little kinky tonight. We gonna push..oh yell push the beds together tonight. Lets make some FIRE. Just give me a minute baby We need to hit it baby because once I'm on where going higher cos I'm a fighter. I'm a bionic girl I brought all the toys. Hope the batteries don't explode in my MOUTH MOUHTH MOUTH oh! Hope your last meal was good because I'm suckin all yo Energy like a VAC-VAC-VAC Throw some Liquor on the fire! 5...4...3...2..1 On the Electric Chair all night long baby ELETRIC BABY Just a Bionic Boy On the Electric Chair all night long baby Swinging around and around on the Electric Chair baby Flo Rida Rap: That's right niggas up in here. shut it down in the electric chair. X gonna make your head spin around and around and around. Boy you better run to the RCA basement because the countdown is running out, ash and fire for the BAD BAD BAD girl. About to hit the switch and X gonna shes gonna POP POP POP. Hmm hmm that's right, lets make some fire baby Hot Hot Hot boy. In 3 seconds its gonna Drop Drop Drop boy. So just switch and lets and ROCK ROCK ROCK boy Want Cha loving baby HOT HOT HOT boy. Your ash is my A$$ A$$ A$$ E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy E-e-e-e Electric Baby HOT HOT HOT Boy Just give me a minute baby We need to hit it baby because once I'm on where going higher cos I'm a fighter. I'm a bionic girl I brought all the toys. Hope the batteries don't explode in my MOUTH MOUHTH MOUTH oh! Hope your last meal was good because I'm sucking all yo Energy like a VAC-VAC-VAC Throw some Liquor on the fire! 5...4...3...2..1 On the Electric Chair all night long baby ELETRIC BABY Just a Bionic Boy On the Electric Chair all night long baby Swinging around and around on the Electric Chair baby Flo Rida: Just a bad boy haha. Just a bad girl haha. Explode my ash ash ash baby POP. (I didn't make these) I found them here - http://www.lyricsdot.com/lyrics/ld_158392_Christina%20Aguilera_Bionic_Electric%20Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 And don't forget that artist who dared to sing this: If you do your homework (work) Maybe I will give you more (work) When you do your homework (work) Get up on the dancefloor (work) Sorry but I love that. I don't get what peoples criteria for good lyrics are? For me it's something that satisfies you to sing and helps create the feeling that the song is expressing. I think those lyrics do it perfectly. I also love singy, singy, singy...like a bird on the wingy, wingy, wingy. What do you people want from her? To pop words like antidisestablishmentarianism in there? How about Shakespeare? Honorificabilitudinitatibus. Or how about a lyric like 'Please inoculate me with your tender love and amorousness? Like, I'm being serious here...could somebody show me a good lyric and tell me why it is good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spazz Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Impressive Instant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Pain Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I really think she should've gone with a CyberPunk image for the Music album like the Impressive Instant performance. it would've made the album a million times cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Impressive Instant COSMIC SYSTEMS INTERTWINE. ASTRAL BODIES DRIP LIKE WINE. ALL OF NATURE EBBS AND FLOWS. COMETS SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY. CAN'T EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY. THIS IS HOW CREATIONS GOES. I DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE. ALL THE OTHERS LOOK THE SAME. UNIVERSE IS FULL OF STARS, NOTHING OUT THERE LOOKS THE SAME. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I love one night stands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narendra Sen Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 COSMIC SYSTEMS INTERTWINE. ASTRAL BODIES DRIP LIKE WINE. ALL OF NATURE EBBS AND FLOWS. COMETS SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY. CAN'T EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY. THIS IS HOW CREATIONS GOES. I DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE. ALL THE OTHERS LOOK THE SAME. UNIVERSE IS FULL OF STARS, NOTHING OUT THERE LOOKS THE SAME. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. One of her best!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo208 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 so your the one that came up with the lyrics? Nope. But then who would admit to writing such shite? If they are real, then it's time someone confiscated her crayons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip The Switch Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Nope. But then who would admit to writing such shite? If they are real, then it's time someone confiscated her crayons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtzlplk Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Moderator note: Likely not true- plus there's another topic about how it's not true- so we'll leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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