gemini1313 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 not even having english as my first language, i was pretty sure for quite a long time that she sang "bring me wrinkles and telephone" instead of "ring, ring, ring, goes the telephone". thats waaaaaaaaaay off. wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genevieve Vavance Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 thats waaaaaaaaaay off. wow. indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s@ndz Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 When I was 13 and discovered Like a Prayer for the first time (1991), I could not, for the life of me, figure out what she was saying when she sang "Let the choir sing"... I just sang it as I heard it... "Laugh oh quasy". When my boyfriend and I got together 7 years ago he was singing "Papa don't preach, I'm in troublety". I'm pretty sure he knew troublety isn't a word... I was quick to correct him! Madonna sings "Beauty's where you find it" several times in the later half of Vogue, and she sings it very quickly. I could never understand what she was saying so I just sang along "X'cuse me faggot". And on Future Lovers I used to think she was singing "Gimme evidence of its brilliance". I really didn't have any idea what she was singing in that same FL line I just used to hum debi-debi-dens topitstrilians thinking, seriously, that it was just her next attempt at wacky lyrics after the " i like to singy, singy, singy... wingy, wingy, wingy" of Impressive Instant It's kind of reassuring to know that MNationers (many of whom just floor me with the depth and breadth of their Madonna knowledge) can hilariously get her lyrics wrong! Isn't the full knowledge of lyrics a prerequisite in loondom? I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 There are alot, especially in Vogue, through the years, i finally came to realize what the true lyrics are I cant think of the Vogue ones, but heres 2 off the top of my head: in Secret, "Baby back in paradise, never thought..." And in Justify My Love, "I wanna blow you" instead of "I wanna know you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Oh, and in the beginning of Hung Up, i always thought it was "Damn those by, so sued-e" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonski43 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I've just been listening to Deeper and Deeper and this is one where I've been unsure of lyrics previously. I've just realised she's singing: I'm never going to hide it again rather than I'm never going to have it again That kind of explains why the song is about a young guy dealing with his sexuality. I could never see it before. I'm starting to wonder just many other lyrics I'm singing that are way off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 A friend of mine always thought Madonna was singing in French on Like a Prayer...instead of 'let the choir sing', he thought she sang 'la pour quasi'! Whatever that means! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindi Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Love Song: That's how I feel, don't FUCK my mind = That's how I feel, don't FOG my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Coffin Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 In "Future Lovers", I thought she sang "let me be your GUY (it's actually GUIDE), put aside your pride". Come on, I can't be the only one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Since I'm listening to my bootleg Immaculate Collection redux (i.e with all the original versions, edits of Live To Tell and the first album songs, and adding Dress You Up and True Blue and cutting Rescue Me, to be exact ) I can hear them again. I just remembered one from Lucky Star which I was just listening to "I just think of you and I start to BLOW". And yes, I thought at one point that song was actually "Lucky Star Bonita" when I didn't know much about her when La Isla was in the charts. Also in LAV - "My period's fading fast" Material Girl - "I think they're all GAY" And I remember at school my mates used to say that she said "laxible" (life's a ball) in "Vogue" - meaning she was loose And the lyric book of TIC was useless cause it took me ages to figure it was R.E.S.C.U.E. Me in the adlibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genevieve Vavance Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 as a kid I always thought Erotica was some kind of fruit :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSD Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I used to think the line in Erotica was "I don't think you know what day it is; I don't think you've gone that way" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dicktracy Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Since I'm listening to my bootleg Immaculate Collection redux (i.e with all the original versions, edits of Live To Tell and the first album songs, and adding Dress You Up and True Blue and cutting Rescue Me, to be exact ) I can hear them again. I just remembered one from Lucky Star which I was just listening to "I just think of you and I start to BLOW". And yes, I thought at one point that song was actually "Lucky Star Bonita" when I didn't know much about her when La Isla was in the charts. Also in LAV - "My period's fading fast" Material Girl - "I think they're all GAY" And I remember at school my mates used to say that she said "laxible" (life's a ball) in "Vogue" - meaning she was loose And the lyric book of TIC was useless cause it took me ages to figure it was R.E.S.C.U.E. Me in the adlibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imalq Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 just like the news to me you are a mystery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dicktracy Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 just like the news to me you are a mystery I've sang it that way too a few times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaacHarris Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 During Karaoke Last night, I Thought She Said "I'll EVEN SPIT BETWEEN YOUR EYES..." in Gambler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genevieve Vavance Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I always keep hearing 'Boy you're farting' in Celebration at the end lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFan Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 OPEN YUH HEART TO ME, BABY, I HOLD THE LOVE AND YOU HOLD THUH KEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Not4Pussies Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 paradise "ive been so high, ive been so gay" to have and not to hold "and there's no one at all to break my thong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbie Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 All these broken quotes lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFan Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "ive been so high, ive been so gay" :lmao: What! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motherandfather03 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 <!--quoteo(post=767326:date=Jul 13 2009, 05:32 PM:name=Narendra Sen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Narendra Sen @ Jul 13 2009, 05:32 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=767326"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->funniest thread ever!!! <img src="http://forums.madonnanation.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileylool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smileylool.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileylool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smileylool.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileylool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smileylool.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileylool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smileylool.gif" /> connect to the sky future lovers fly they're remission's high would you like to try? ^even to this day I don't know the actual words <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotfl.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rotfl.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotfl.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rotfl.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Connect to the sky Future lovers ride Their ambitions high Would you like to try? ^wow I totally though that was Connect to the sky Future Lovers ride There are visions high Would you like to try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFan Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 At first I thought it was: "Come into the sky, future lovers right elevation's high would you like to try?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Not4Pussies Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 What! lol dont u guys hear it the second time she sings the chorus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narendra Sen Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I Thought She Said "I'll EVEN SPIT BETWEEN YOUR EYES..." in Gambler. lol, me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datf Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 when i heard the first 2 lines of celebration "i think you wanna come over, yeah i heard it though the grapevine", i thought she was saying "i think you wanna come over, get up on you douchebag" in jump, she sings in the first 2 lines "there’s only so much you can learn in one place, the more that I wait, the more time that I waste" i heard it as "there’s always so much more time that you can waste, the more that I wait, the more time that I waste" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyDietrich Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Lol funny board. 4 Minutes: "Sometimes I think what I need is a human adventure" White Heat: " 'Cause my love is dangerous, this isn't pluff" or "this is so tough" Hung up: "Waiting for your cum baby night and day" Lucky star: "You'll be my guy" Deeper and deeper: "Daddy couldn't be around" American Life: "Three nannies and a sister and..." Substitute For Love: "I had so many lover who settled for a friend, and basking in my spotlight..." My mom sings "At night I lock the door and throw away the key" for ITG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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