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Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle

Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh

2. Amy Winehouse

1. Sarah Jessica Parker

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I heard this on the radio last week. Of course, they choose pics and all that are not flatterign at all. They should put a pic of her from TCT or sumthin (i.e. in that purple getup strutting down the catwalk during HU) and try passing her off as unsexy.

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I heard this on the radio last week. Of course, they choose pics and all that are not flatterign at all. They should put a pic of her from TCT or sumthin (i.e. in that purple getup strutting down the catwalk during HU) and try passing her off as unsexy.

She can surely do a lot to make herself look better on a day-to-day basis, there's no need for looking like a slob...AND she needs some weight (I say this all the time).

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Okay, a magazine that is famous for having the latest "now are my 15 minutes of fame" - girls, styled as a cheap sex kitten and photographed in the most uninspired way (just "sexy" enough to fullfill the wet dreams of a 12-year old) has made a list of unsexy women. Women that are succesfull, independent, strong and unique (well, except for Britney). What a shocker. NOT

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...a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies

This makes me fucking LIVID. If she had adopted a white baby, none of these "writers" would dream of calling the baby an "accessory", but because the adopted child is black, they think it's ok to imply that.

Racist CUNTS.

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This makes me fucking LIVID. If she had adopted a white baby, none of these "writers" would dream of calling the baby an "accessory", but because the adopted child is black, they think it's ok to imply that.

Racist CUNTS.

I hear that a lot, people calling David an accessory. They're so racist and seem anti all human rights organizations for saying this. because they're hurting little David a lot more than Madonna herself (not that they need to "hurt" her but you just know they want her to feel insecure and pick on her)

But yes, it's pure racism. They're saying more about themselves than about Madonna or David by making such a racist comment.

Also, people just see her as unsexy because she's over the age of 40. I mean.. look at the darn list! Everyone's "older". Except for Whinehouse, but darn, she aint much to look at even with that almost anorexic figure of her many girls dream of.

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There is something a little unsexy about todays Madonna; take the Sorry video for instance. The van stuff was clearly trying to be sexy but just wasn't. She's too controlled and contrived. She can still be sexy when she lets totally loose in my opinion. From the pictures I saw, she was on full sexual beam on the G-A-Y stage (ironically) promoting Confessions. Her look is a bit unsexy sometimes; since the accident and the weight lost she has a bit of a bug eyed skinny look to her face. She looked so utterly hot during the American life era with a little weight on her. I'd love to see her look like that again.

But Maxim is teenage wank fodder masquerading as a trendy mens mag anyway, so it's hardly a worry.

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When will people get it..Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it goes way beyond looks. It is an incredibly superficial piece.

Maxim goes typically for the sillicone breasts, perma tanned page 3 model and normally despises anything natural. Shows us where we are in society, and it's kind of sad. 

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But yes, it's pure racism. They're saying more about themselves than about Madonna or David by making such a racist comment.

*Exactly*. They're almost accusing her of treating black children like pets, yet they're actually showing themselves up as racist.

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Maxim goes typically for the sillicone breasts, perma tanned page 3 model and normally cannot stand anything natural.

Exactly. Madonna has *never* been that kind of "beauty". She totally transcends that kind of crap.

Thank fuck.

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I'd actually be more concerned if they thought she was sexy.

exactly.

maxim's target group are uneducated, homophobic, filthy guys whose only joys in life are football and a pint or two at their local, miserable pub. they wish they were lucky enough to fuck jordan and end up marrying some trashy jade lookalike whose belly is about to explode.

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I think I'll devolve half an hour of my afternoon doing a little research on Maxim Mag

After all I havent been watching Angela Lansbury all summer long for nothing

:demonic:

:vogue::sneaky::vogue:

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Maxims ideal woman aren't exactly in the "nearly 50" range :lol: so i'm not surprised OR offended by this silly poll.

:thumbsup: True. Maxim's typical beauty is the fake boobs, fake hair extentions, and faked tan beauty under the age of 25.

I think most of these woman are women men fear, or feel emascualted by them.

Granted Britney's an exception, I think they just added her for making such as ass out of herself on the VMA's.

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Madonna hasn't been considered sexy by these kinds of mags since the late 80s i.e. when it became clear to the wank fodder aficionados that she had a brain in her head. One mag in the early 90s likened kissing her to kissing Hitler; it's nothing new.

And I've said all along that the reaction to the adoption was racist. She's reinvented her self as an upper class wife and mother with a home in middle England and suddenly that perception of her was shattered with a black, African baby being brought into the fold. Racism and homophobia are still strong in British soceity, no matter how PC people claim to be.

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