StrikeItUp

I suppose it's marginally better than My father had to go to work I used to think he was a jerk

She's never done a good performance of 4 Minutes ever-that is until this performance. Everything about this looks just about perfect, from the singing, setlist, choreography, styling, and overall showmanship. It reminds me of her perfect Live Earth performance from '07. The public needs to see this side of her again in a stadium venue.

Madonna was definitely boning a lot of guys in the early 90s but are we supposed to believe she fucked this THING? I love these ridiculous cockroaches coming out of the woodwork.

Assuming that letter was stolen, here's hoping she sues the auction house and gets that letter back-so fucked up! That was meant for her eyes.

Frozen on the radio. I had never heard her sound this sweet yet mannered in a song before and was pleasantly surprised it was her vocals. It was when I became a real fan. Also her cover of Between the Bars when she did her Secret Project performance art piece. It was quite beautiful and I would love an album of hauntingly morose cover songs from her. I think she would do a beautiful job of it.

Katy looked kinda basic there. She was trying to do a Madonna but this style doesn't really suit her. Plus, they all upstaged her! for Jose!

Forgot about this. The demos were kind of mixed IMO but this is a sweet little gem that should have made it on there. Not that it would have made that big of a difference but I also think this might have resonated better with the general public than Living for Love as a single.

That Grammy performance, including the rehearsal, looks so painful and awkward for everyone involved. The less said about Miley the better.

It never stopped Madonna from doing Will and Grace about 15 years ago, why should this be any different? I think she'd be a lot of fun. And unlike Gaga, Madge will have no qualms sending a queen packing home during the judging.

Let's not forget that Bill Clinton sort of introduced Madonna (or the camera transitioned to her after he finished speaking) when she sang at "Hope for Haiti". I'm pretty sure they did speak at some point during the telethon.

Funny! Would have loved to hear more of her acapella vocals over James but they definitely brought out the best in each other. Now that I think of it I'm a little disappointed she didn't use her dancer's leg to play air guitar on it during Ray of Light.

Kennedy, that self pretentious asshole who looked more suited for The Real World than MTV News? I remember she was a total asshole to Hollywood legend, Martin Landau, saying she was looking to interview "a real star". Didn't bother watching the clip but didn't know the lame bitch is a right-winger!

Sounds like something Lady Gaga and Beyoncé fans would do when they get butthurt.

I thought it was average for her. TOAC was magical and that was a lot more unrehearsed (and awkward) yet she sounded great and spontaneous for the most part. Her Hillary rally performance was also lovely. Surprisingly everything else about this show was well planned but M herself seemed lacking. Maybe too much cringey bantering (uh Guy O, that $100 bill?) and not enough delivering smooth vocals. I guess that's why you can never repeat things twice. There were some nice moments though. And at least it was for a good cause.

Ladies and gentlemen, there was also Mudonna. NEVER FORGET!