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  1. Kim

    Kim    Apples388

    Sorry to break-up the autistications...but, er...WHERE MA BABY BE????

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      I'm ready and lubed up.. just put it in.

  2. Ai Papi Si.

    *sits at mic booth, tilts head back, closes eyes for the VOCALTASTICATIONS* SAAAAAAIIIIIUUUUVE ALL YOUR LUVUP FOR ME *screech*

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      We CAAN escape it all.... Give me AOOOOOOOVERYTHING That you hAEEOOVVE.

      Oh GWEN! Such a SHIT piece of SHIT!!!

  3. Apples388

    Stay up here 4 in the morning and the tears are pouring and I don't wanna make it worth the fight! UGGGGHH H just film me in the bathrub ya??? Let me put my make up on??? Okay next scene I can go out to my limo and have my LV bag and sunglasses YAAA

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      LOL!!!! DYING.

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  4. Ai Papi Si.

    Cuts your work in/ Billing a nursery/Holt & Hawn/ Holt & Higgin! (Sarah Mclachlan tastications?)

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      AMAZING.

  5. Apples388

    I am thinking of extending the lyrical tastications project 12:51/Suedehead to other songs (not just Madonna's). But this is a work in progress. We need to set a plan in motion.

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      (Everything but the Girl - "Missing" chorus)

      An eye monsieur

      Lie candescence mister Ray

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  6. Apples388

    Apples388    Kim

    So...

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      I'm hoping you'll be fingering me while you're sucking me off.. one first, then two.. to get me nice and ready before you put it in me!

      Which unmentionables are we talking about? I can ban them for you babe. x

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  7. Apples388

    Apples388    Kim

    So...

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      When are we gonna FUCK?

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  8. acko

    The Sééécreèèèèt Life of Arabia...*raps 'Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...'*

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      People were telling me today that new Bowie song is crap! I felt a bit bad but I sort of agreed. I mean it sounds like somthing from 'hours...' and we all know what that means.. but Visconti says he's surprised that The Dame is going with that as 1st single so maybe rest is different? But to behonest I think the rest will be like a mix of 'hours...' and 'Reality' and as if 'Heathen' never happened .. but I'm just happy he's writing and recoridng...

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  9. loomer

    Change the title of the Katy Perry thread to "Justin Bieber with tits"!

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Oh my God! PUKKI GAMES!! Of course it has to be the 75th best song of all time and as you know it was the original BODY LANGUAGE album thing that got scrapped...

      And yes of course KRUZ KUNTROLE is one of the all time best. I like it RATHY POI!!

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  10. loomer

    Change the title of the Katy Perry thread to "Justin Bieber with tits"!

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Done! But be a bit nice to me! :(

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  11. Kim

    Kim    Apples388

    How about cleaning out your BUNGED UP HOLE aka ur inbox once in a while DARL x

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Sorry, had no idea my inbox was full.

      Will do. Hope you're well and had a nice Chrismas. x

  12. loomer

    OMG avatar of life! It's Virgin Tour face reincarnated. I was thinking it was from Turn Off The Radio but now I see it's Hag Gone Mild. Magnifique!

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      QUEENTASTICA!

  13. Ai Papi Si.

    Major LOLs. This lyric alterationtastica thing we have going is just too much. Ugh I love us.

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      IKR (The EP)!!! Let's not forget our normal speech alternationatastications as well. YOOZ YOOZ!!! - DEAD -

  14. Apples388

    And M, write to the site, like a Tina tonight! Stare in front of the master plate?

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      "Ed Hurtz"!!! DYING>>>!!!!@)(

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  15. Ai Papi Si.

    Huh, me, lake you marry? Till Mia that you war me? Spin your loaf on me Spin your loaf on me Now you hunt your worry? Spin it tell you're Norway Spin your loaf on me Spin your loaf on me

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      And I think we need a thread to celebrate the language of MigMig/Suede/Cubb..

      YOOZ YOOOOOZ!!!!

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  16. Ai Papi Si.

    Huh, me, lake you marry? Till Mia that you war me? Spin your loaf on me Spin your loaf on me Now you hunt your worry? Spin it tell you're Norway Spin your loaf on me Spin your loaf on me

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Huh, me? Like, you manly?

      Till mid night you hull me?

      Spin your load of beef

      Spit your load on me

      No! Yule have your many?

      Spine it till there's Nonni

      Spin your loaf on me

      Spit your lad on me

      (NEW REMIX 2013!!!!))

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  17. Ai Papi Si.

    "But those MOTHERS out there... they're like CHEEZ WHIZ"

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Take a KAYAK!!!

  18. Kim

    Kim    Apples388

    In the day NOTHING MATTERS, It's the nightime that FLATTERS

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Poor Laura. You know she fell down the stairs or something and broke both her hips and that's how she died. Or something.

  19. Ai Papi Si.

    Do you think his strawberry bushel contains toilet paper bits? Ugh!

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      OMG MigMig!! You're paying tribute to LOVE SPENT lyrical tastications in your new sig! Dying right now?!!!?!?

  20. Apples388

    You're a beautiful killah

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Well yazz yazz they always teach girls not to wipe back to front cause then they'd get shit in their vadge.

      I wonder what his vadge is like.

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  21. Apples388

    You're a beautiful killah

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      But you'll never be Sir Gugu ....

      (is it true he wipes his ass back to front?!)

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  22. Kim

    Kim    Apples388

    Like a TRAMP IN THE NIGHT I was BEGGIN FOR YOU

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      *spreads legs*

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