Lucky Star One

gaga would NEVER make the cut in a strip club. Her saggy tits and misshapen body would be shown the door before she could dance poorly at an audition.

Damn it, Lucky Star One, you just had to mention BLUBBER. Now I'm hungry for BLUBBER. I LUV munching on BLUBBER! (FROM BRUCE THE SHARK AKA JAWS)

Oh Lord. The idea that they are looking for answers from that whack, blubber flub is MIND BENDING! KEEP ON LOOKING LIL MONSTERS. Better yet, look in a fortune cookie, you'll be better off.

I'm sure there are a LOT of Verizon AND Staples employees being stuffed into these shows with FREE tickets. It's all so smoke and mirrors.

Yeah, the little monsters want to come in here and be dominated. Let them feel the pain...of the TRUTH.

New outfit added to tonight's performance in Omaha. A coat of roses for the "You and I" song.

gaga's message of love has filled her little monsters with light.

FUCK THIS WORTHLESS SHIT. GAGA IS NOT EVEN WORTHY TO BE A DAILY MAIL SECRETARY.

No. Madonna should be given special treatment. She's the Queen. I hope her Majesty wipes the floor with that bitch.