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  1. Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans BY ANDY BOROWITZ CREDITPHOTOGRAPH BY NASA EO/REX/FEATURES VIA AP MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. “These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.” More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.” While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. “The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said. While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans
  2. I thought everybody would be ecstatic over a new Madonna video... I know I am! I've been longing for it for a long time!
  3. yay for a video!!! BTW, who's this? She needs to be added to Jacket's and mine gif thread.
  4. I wouldn't quickly jump into that conclusion. Out of the 20+ demos I heard first, I prefer only five of those over the album versions. Oddly it seems that three of them are the same for a lot of members: 1. Rebel Heart 2. Wash All Over Me 3. Beautiful Scars I also prefer Hold Tight and Inside Out in their demo versions but that does not seem to be what many think. However, the three mentioned above have been pointed out by many as "preferred" in the demo form.
  5. So, do you, Sir, have the facts and the truth? Do tell.
  6. P.S.: I also thought that the uptempo version of WAOM was the perfect tour opener. "In a world that's changing... I'm a stranger in a strange land..." Imagine the chills... but you're probably right. If we get that song at all, it will be on the sit-down guitar section in the second/third quarter of the show....
  7. There's plenty of guitar in the Avicci version. It's not a disco song at all. It's a guitar driven pop song with a glorious synth pop chorus. But you can keep your "testosterone" version. If liking the pop perfection of the demo makes some of us disco queens so be it. P.S.: Preferring a version over another does not equal hating the final version. And Madonna herself agreed that she purposely changed tracks that were pretty much finished because of the leaks.
  8. Well I've seen other studies that say there are bits of on everything. Like ATM's, door handles, basically anything people touch there are particles on. They need to do another study to determine if there's more particles on beards than on people's faces and in their hair. Unfortunately I think they'll find there is everywhere. Just small particles we can't see. Hell, there's probably even pieces of on Madonna's royal grills! Have a lovely day everyone! SUMMARY: Poo is universal Je Suis Poo
  9. Another Rat In Another Hall One More Rat American Rat Rat Gone Wild Rat Profusion Hey Rat I'm Rat-less Rats Don't Live Here Anymore
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