funkydita

My, what lofty praise...

HARSH. I need to edit my PM to you in light of this heartless provocation. I'll do it after a joint and a masturbation break. HA (that's from Xtina btw)...can't do that at your BUREAU can you.

Look, you've got 3 minutes left of the morning Emergence. I think Emergence Time is GMT. Fool? Princess Lola's on her way over to have a word. Probably in French.

PUHLEAZE :princesslola: I'm gonna call afrolito and see what HE says. Besides, a number of people have commented that I look like the clay Lionel Richie in Hello. Not something to shout from the rooftops but, in this case, it's clearly a MITIGATING FACTOR. Can't believe you didn't go. How can I live vicariously through you if you cancel shit, boo? That's my job.

:-o

8=======D

Well WHAT? You know damn well WHAT. Should I call you Angie Tucci boo?

WELL?

Babycakes, this could go on forever but, I don't need to tell you, it HAS to stop. You KNOW you need your beauty sleep honey chile.

SFU, no, never did. And HONEY *flips hair, looks at nails*, I think you'll find my black girlfriends THOUGHT I WAS BLACK. So braid your hair to that. And you can tell him the reviews reached London. AWFUL.

OH NOES. Just saw your message. I wish you LOCK and diabetic baby breath. Don't forget, if all else fails..."have you ever seen animals make love, Frank". Works every time. Oh and PITY those cunts. xxx

PS - It appears from the below that I'm stalking you

Bytch please. It's not interbreeding, it's GENETIC REFINEMENT. Ain't you got shops to loot and shit?

Love it. It's like you're talking dirty to me. Priscilla is a kabuki mask that's been left on the radiator and fixed with polyfilla though. I'm hoping La Siliciccone leaves the eyes and double down pillow face alone for a while. Don't get me started on the chin.

ME TOO! I've pierced my belly button, I'm wearing a leather bra and my hair's at that troublesome stage. I've also found a new love for animals.

What is it honey? I love you. Are they taking pictures of your conversation? OOOKKKAAAAYYY

I can see you boo, the fresh air will do you good. No, I love YOU more. YOU put the phone down. No, You. NO. Yo..oh, you did. http://tinyurl.com/4bpod7x

Hey boo, I owe you a PM, I ain't forgotten. But, more importantly, I think we should do an unofficial biography of The Madonna Myth, The Final Assimilation Of Ingrid Casares got me thinking. A full blown Jacqueline Susann affair. U at work?

And filler bloat http://www.topnews.in/files/Priscilla-Presley.jpg

Oops replied to my own profile. Like an OLD person. Anyway...u want me to come visit in my see through raincoat? Chin, it's got too much filler in it, it's fine from certain angles, then it's massive. I think she got something done before The Flip, she's been doing a funny thing with her chin / bottom lip for a while

Oh God. I'm gonna get killed for this...*whispers* Priscilla Presley

Well. FABULOUS of course. One word though. CHIN. U eating a sammich boo?

Bytch, PLEASE. You're reviews have been GREAT. I think you're feeling a bit League of Their Own, myself. Are you surrounded by ACTRESSES (and Geena Davis)? Good move on The Stooges, I hope you're listening to Search and Destroy.

SCOWL from your Belgian bureau. Especially at Indie Dude and The Cunting Crumb Nazi. Ditch Kate, listen to Welcome To The Jungle or Rape Me, channel the Emergence into RAGE and GO POSTAL. It'll probably make the international news.

Nein. She's nowhere near as fabulous as Santa Maria Tatjana. The other one is The Forgotten Supermodel http://tinyurl.com/6hw29r7

That bukkake model in the advert is Tatjana Patitz. German. It felt far to ghey to post that in the ubernoodle thread.

Your BOX is FULL handsome.