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funkydita

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  1. You don't do breakfast? I love me some breakfast. I'll make you some of my pancakes someday. Today I had fruit and yogurt with granola. I owe you a message. It's gonna be next week at this point. I'm back in an OFFICE. And working 10 days straight.

    1. acko

      acko

      u owe me a massage + a tranny from Brazil named Alessandra showed me her penis.

      She's my new friend, i'm fluish in this hot apartment 2 lazy 2 go 2 pharmacist so I'm

      drinking Ouzo.

  2. So, after a long deserved hiatus (think Jacqueline Susann but more dolls and fewer nuns), I see a MESSAGE. FROM KIM. Or should I say...*dramatic pause and maybe a few strings, you know, for ATMOS*...STANLEY. Ever so flattered, doll.

    1. Kim

      Kim

      OMG YOU ANSWERED. I figured maybe you just... vanted to be alone! *Adjusts headscarf and oversized sunspecs* I trust your long-term stay at the sanit...um, facility has been a success my dear? ie. WELCOME BACK BITCH, GET POSTING.

  3. *waves*

    1. Kim

      Kim

      *faints*

      Tis a Christmas Miracle!

  4. I forgot to thank you for my birthday thread. How TERRIBLY REMISS of me. So...thank you for my birthday thread. x

  5. Well, look at you Mr. Friends.

  6. Merry Xmas to you too! I'm on a train to Wales. Fucking HORRENDOUS. It's that Braille announcement again. Sorry but if the train crashes I'll be walking over the blind to get out.

    I owe you a pm. I'll be in touch. Enigmatic? Hugs, kisses and a drunken Xmas fumble we'll never speak of. Xx

  7. Is your (PM) box FULL?

  8. I know, very poor form, but we've got wifi! If it helps I am sipping a mojito , watching the sunset. xx

  9. Horny pony..sing it gurl.

  10. Yeah man...like Backstreet Boys...alright!

  11. Not feeling so pretty but I'll put fingers to keys later, just for you...x

  12. Good morning! Urgh. Off to work like a good little dwarf. Have a good day x

  13. In bed in Welsh Wales with yokel internet connection. Why am I always in bed or going to bed? Speak when I'm back in London and no longer in a League Of Gentlemen sketch. Pasg hapus a chariad a sws. See, I'm PROPER Welsh Xx

  14. Thank you for my theme tune lover. I loves it. Birthdays though? Notsomuch. xxx

  15. Don't you worry handsome. In the meantime I have a gift that may cheer you up.

  16. OF COURSE I voted! I owe you a long PM, it'll be with you tomorrow, promise.

  17. I don't care that it's cheesy...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjxdmsXzwmQ

  18. My Sunday is extremely middle class. I've been to the farmer's market. I've got some lovely fillet steak, organic chicken breasts and chestnut sausages. I'll package some up and Fed Ex to you for your BBQ.

  19. Oh, and I'm BURNT. Like a typical Brit I went to the park yesterday at the first sign of sun and now I'm PINK. We're picnicing today. The DVD factory is on public holiday. x

  20. VERY civilised, I was there at 10. It's 27 degrees acko. TWENTY SEVEN DEGREES. I need to get my Donatella on today.

  21. As you know, peoples' routines are of MASSIVE interest to me. Will you leave before Bonus Beats or play it all the way through? Have a good day handsome. Oh, remind me to tell you later about the 'interesting' tranny I saw yesterday.

  22. Hey, how are YOU? I's TIRED. x

  23. The CUNTS downstairs are having a party. A PARTY. I'm too old for this SHIT. All the girls standing in a line for the bathroom? Yeah, I GOT IT.

  24. Bassunter. All I Ever Wanted. SAVE ME Marco.

  25. Actually it was fine. I wore EARPLUGS. Like a real OLD PERSON. Well, that, two glasses of wine and a bourbon cocktail.

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