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  1. I remember this. "I feel no ways tired....."
  2. First of all, he looks fabulous. It's not obscene at all. What is indecent or risque about a speedo? What century are we living in? Is it that someone was jealous at how good he looked and complained?
  3. The top of Simon's head looks inflated. Too much filler in the forehead and cheeks. And yes, he needs some clothes that fit.
  4. Apparently, there's nude pics floating around of this guy. If you find them, please post. Use the spoiler tag of course. LOL
  5. I remember hearing about people punching little kids in the face for those Cabbage Patch dolls. Shit got real. LOL
  6. So Mayweather won the right to top McGregor in the locker room after the fight.
  7. http://nypost.com/2017/08/25/excessive-masturbation-is-hurting-chinas-military/ The Chinese military says excessive masturbation and too many video games are among the reasons its physical-test failure rates have reached an “alarming high.” The People’s Liberation Army is now dishing out advice after one city saw more than half its candidates — 56.9 percent — fail their physicals, according to the BBC. PLA found that 8 percent of candidates failed because of abnormalities found in their scrotum from sitting too much. Another 25 percent flunked because of blood and urine tests. It recommended that candidates follow 10 basic principles, including exercising more, cutting out fizzy drinks and booze, limiting computer games and masturbation, not getting a tattoo and drinking clean water. The advice was instantly mocked by users on social media microblog Sina Weibo. “Next year they’ll be asking for circumcisions!” said one user. The PLA has struggled to recruit new members, despite desperate measures to find candidates like releasing a rap recruitment video last year. The Ministry of Defense last month announced the PLA would be cut from 2 million to 1 million — a move that some believe is due to a lack of new recruits.
  8. Yeah, unfortunately, I don't think the ocean is safe. I remember hearing about people getting the flesh eating virus a few years ago. It might be the same thing as these fleas. https://www.google.com/search?q=flesh+eating+virus+ocean
  9. I had no idea airlines were allowed to do this until now. If I paid my ticket and I'm sitting in my seat, they shouldn't have the right to kick me out just because they double booked. Hope the laws change.
  10. Pole knocked over by penis https://www.reddit.com/r/olymgifs/comments/4xprun/pow_right_in_the_penis/
  11. Do they make burkinis for men or is this just a thing to oppress women?
  12. It's the Winter & Summer Olympic! For the first time ever, they're combining them! Yay. That's totally a lie.
  13. Um, I wasn't being defensive. I was responding to what you said. Anyway, the NY Post cover is priceless.
  14. Tinky Winky must be fun at parties. He knows how to have a good time.
  15. UPDATE: He's been identified. http://www.queerty.com/male-model-loses-mind-gets-naked-times-square-screams-cops-20160630
  16. I'm pretty sure this proves Tinky Winky is gay. The purse was a clue, but this definitely confirms it. lol
  17. http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/ A naked man screaming “Donald Trump where are you!” turned Times Square into an open-air peep show Thursday morning, ambling to the top of the red staircase in Duffy Square where he put on a bizarre one-hour spectacle, and then jumped off. The man was later identified as 21-year-old Krit McClean, who was listed in stable condition with minor injuries. A little before 8 a.m. the Manhattan resident – wearing a yellow shirt and black pants – screamed at a random woman, took off his wristwatch, threw it at her and then disrobed near the Disney store at 46th Street, witness Carmen Mendez said. A security guard told McClean to put this clothes back and he did briefly – before stripping again and dashing up the red stairs on top of the TKTS booth at 47th street and Seventh Avenue, shouting obscenities, according to the witness. “He was agitated,” Mendez said. When cops first approached he screamed, “Get that bitch Debbie, I want to talk to Debbie!” The crazed man later demanded a meeting with GOP’s presumptive presidential nominee Trump, who has a scheduled appearance in New Hampshire later today. “Donald Trump where are you, Donald Trump where the f– are you?!” he shouted from a ledge on top of the stairs, 16 feet above the Times Square pavement. Cops blocked off rush-hour traffic in hopes of talking McClean down, to no avail as of 9 a.m. Although McClean wore no clothes, he appeared to be a bit of a style maven, screaming out: “I love fashion, it’s taught me so much!” He also dropped the names of two iconic fashion photographers. “I love you, Bruce Weber,” the man shouted. “I love you, Mario Testino.” The man also proclaimed he’s a virgin and loves his mom. As police tried to talk him down, McClean blew kisses to the crowd, performed a chicken dance and crudely taunted officers — grabbing his privates and shaking his backside at New York’s Finest. At one point he spit in the faces of stone-faced police who kept their cool trying to help the troubled man. “He was extremely combative,” an NYPD spokesman said. “He was spitting at us and swinging his arms.” Police quickly blew up a giant airbag below in case the man decided to jump from the 16-foot-tall staircase popular with tourists. Commuters and tourists alike, watched the spectacle unfold. “This is pure entertainment,” said commuter Peter Timmins, 43. “Nobody wants this to be their loved one but it’s not mine so I can laugh about it a little.” An officer grabbed his arm but he wiggled away and took the plunge at around 9:10 a.m., missing the airbag. The troubled man appeared to be conscious and was moaning as paramedics loaded him into an ambulance headed for Bellevue. Booty shot:
  18. Fabulous! He's definitely getting a pair of red Gucci slippers from Pope Benedict for that.
  19. We need a BritAid! Where's Geldof? Madonna should totally perform this! It's too perfect. lol
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