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Kim

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  1. ..but his heart just like a laurel, grew twisted round itself, till almost everything he did.... brought pain to someone else...

  2. Kim

    “I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.....” ;-)

    1. Bitch

      Bitch

      Nicely used indeed. :)

  3. AM ON MA KNEES AM BEGGIN PLEASE

  4. Kim

    Aw ra Best for 2015 looms! x

  5. Bitch, clean out your inbox.....

  6. Crystal my old chum, how the hell are you these days? x

    1. Crystal Coffin

      Crystal Coffin

      Oh Kim! I'm very flattered to know that you actually remember me! Well, I'm studying syntax a lot these days...if you have ever heard of this one famous American linguist called Chomsky...LMAO...how are you doing?

    2. Kim

      Kim

      Chomsky? Isn't that a chocolate bar or something luv? haha. Of course I remember you and your PMs Amir! So you're still hitting the books then? Thank the lord my studying days are well behind me! I'm good thanks, workin' hard and playin' hard lol

  7. Happy New Year darling! All the Best for 2015! xoxoxo

  8. Hec = God. THAT'S ALL.

  9. Kim

    Hey you. Oh yeah, i'm loving ur "lying back just freshly fucked" hot new avatar - and those hairy pecs got me like....

    1. ryan

      ryan

      Your approval is making my panties wet. Lick. you so handsome

  10. How about cleaning out your BUNGED UP HOLE aka ur inbox once in a while DARL x

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Sorry, had no idea my inbox was full.

      Will do. Hope you're well and had a nice Chrismas. x

  11. Kim

    I hope this sabbatical is just until Glasgow?! Can't wait till tomorrow...hope it's a good one! xoxo

  12. I think you and I will be GOOD FRIENDS! ;-)

    1. tumbleweedt

      tumbleweedt

      Hear, hear, that's the SPIRIT! :-)

  13. I think you two PENPALS ought to stick to the one convo! Ugh, why do no decent people post anymore, that's what I WANT TO KNOW ACKS AND FUNKS!?

    1. acko

      acko

      I know, where r all the old people :-).

    2. acko

      acko

      BTW, I just got lousy feedback at work. My mojo just dropped like a motherfucker

  14. I´ve been watching you, yeah... I know you wanna get up, yeah.. Come on... funky...tell us what u think of that Billboard clip. I mean, I like the strong silent type but REALLY....

    1. Kim

      Kim

      U suck funkydita! I still wuv u ...but u suck!

  15. In the day NOTHING MATTERS, It's the nightime that FLATTERS

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      Poor Laura. You know she fell down the stairs or something and broke both her hips and that's how she died. Or something.

  16. Like a TRAMP IN THE NIGHT I was BEGGIN FOR YOU

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      *spreads legs*

  17. Love ur sarky humour stevie boy! Still waiting on that dinner tho....

  18. Kim

    NASTY BOY!

  19. Sorry to break-up the autistications...but, er...WHERE MA BABY BE????

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      I'm ready and lubed up.. just put it in.

  20. Suede you lucky (sonofa) bitch. I knew you'd find a way to get up there and touch the hand of Our Holy Queen! I loved your review, but to hell with this iPad malarky! Whose dick do I have to suck to get into that shitpit!?

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